THURSDAY, APRIL 9
8:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael's new paper company would be off to a great start if it weren't for a sudden case of agoraphobia.
8:30 NBC PARKS & RECREATION
Debut! Bureaucrat Amy Pohler tries to turn an abandoned construction site into a city park—with deadly results.
FRIDAY, APRIL 10
8:00 FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
Season finale! The Connors encounter a newer, and even crankier robot.
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo and Sierra track down the Dollhouse traitor—and yes, this show is finally getting better.
SATURDAY, APRIL 11
7:00 ABC THE TEN COMMANDMENTS—Movie
(1956) Now with only eight commandments so they could squeeze in the commercials.
SUNDAY, APRIL 12
9:00 VH1 ROCK OF LOVE BUS WITH BRET MICHAELS
Season finale! After weeks on the Love Bus, Bret picks his favorite skank who receives a free delousing.
10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD
Walt returns to teaching high school... and discovers a whole new market for his high quality meth!
MONDAY, APRIL 13
9:00 FOX 24
Jack's daughter Kim (Elisha Cuthbert) returns and she has a new boyfriend/pet cougar.
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Heidi tries to convince Spencer to "rap" on her new record, while the world begs otherwise.
TUESDAY, APRIL 14
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Tommy gets into a fight with Janet's new boyfriend... Michael J. Fox!! Yes! Yes! YES!!!
10:00 SPIKE DEADLIEST WARRIOR
This week we learn who's deadlier: Vikings or samurais? Look, unless Michael J. Fox is fighting, I could care less.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15
9:00 ABC LOST
Hilarity ensues when Hurley and Miles... well, it ensues when they do anything.
10:00 TVLAND THE COUGAR
Debut! A 40-year-old mom dates a gaggle of guys under 30 in this cougar-ific new reality show! RRROWRR!
