THURSDAY, APRIL 23

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Jack's big mistake of the week: taking marital advice from Tracy Jordan.

11:00 VH1 FREE RADIO

Lance discovers the horrifying truth about a super fan who's been sending him free food. Do we really want to know?

FRIDAY, APRIL 24

9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE

Echo is imprinted with the memories of a dead person. EWWWW! (Hope they didn't include the stink.)

9:00 TOON G.I. JOE: RESOLUTE—Movie

(2009) Joe develops feelings for Cobra Commander but is encouraged to "don't ask or tell."

SATURDAY, APRIL 25

8:00 CBS STREISAND: LIVE IN CONCERT

Babs sings her greatest hits, including "The Way We Were," and "People (People Who Need Plastic Surgery)."

SUNDAY, APRIL 26

9:00 SHO THE TUDORS

King Henry wipes out the leaders of a Catholic uprising, but as we know today, he didn't do a good enough job.

9:00 COM FUTURAMA

Fry, Bender, and the gang return with a new two-hour special!

MONDAY, APRIL 27

8:00 NBC CHUCK

Season finale! Chuck must save his sister's wedding from evil forces that include guest star Chevy Chase.

9:00 NBC HEROES

Season finale! To protect the president, Nathan takes on Sylar in an ass-mangling fight to the finish!

TUESDAY, APRIL 28

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Tonight is a special "Performance Show"... because they weren't performing before? Well, that would explain a lot.

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

Lou suddenly becomes interested in 9/11 conspiracy theories after learning the presenter of the theories is hot.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29

8:30 ABC BETTER OFF TED

Season finale! Discovering the staff is miserable, Veronica tries a new management style: being creepily nice.

9:00 ABC LOST

In the 100th episode, Faraday reveals what he knows about the island (which will probably be somewhat less than everyone else).