THURSDAY, MAY 7
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael's newest plan for boosting office morale? A café/disco!
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Tracy introduces his newly discovered illegitimate son... who shockingly, may not be who he appears!
FRIDAY, MAY 8
9:00 ANI BEAR ATTACK!
I'm sorry... did you need to know something else about this show?
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Season finale! Echo obsessively checks Variety to see if her show is going to be renewed or not.
SATURDAY, MAY 9
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
With host Justin Timberlake! (EEEEEEEEE!!!!) And musical guest Ciara. (Yaaaay.)
SUNDAY, MAY 10
8:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE
Season finale! The final couples rush from China to Hawaii in a desperate race to spread swine flu.
10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD
Walt's family throws a party for him, and... all right. Who forgot to bring the meth?
MONDAY, MAY 11
8:00 FOX HOUSE
Season finale! The team treats a woman whose left side of her brain thinks her right side is a jerk.
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Brody's jealous girlfriend confronts Audrina. Watch out for her donkey teeth!!
TUESDAY, MAY 12
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The final three perform, and can we just stop this stupid charade and crown Adam Lambert already?
9:00 FOX FRINGE
Season finale! Nerd alert! Nerd alert! Special guest LEONARD NIMOY! This concludes your nerd alert.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 13
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season finale! The final contestants are chosen based on the always horribly hilarious Cover Girl commercial competition.
9:00 ABC LOST
Season finale! Jack tries to set things right on the island, but of course no one wants to listen to him, and blah, blah, BLAH.
