THURSDAY, MAY 14

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Season finale! Guess who shows up at the Dunder Mifflin staff picnic? Michael's old flame Holly!! (EEEEEE!!)

9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL

Season finale! Sam and Dean prepare to fight Lucifer in the apocalypse. Booooooring!

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Season finale! Jack's dad puts a damper on their relationship by asking for a kidney.

FRIDAY, MAY 15

8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK

Series finale! Oh, for the love of god... just break out already!!

SATURDAY, MAY 16

9:00 ANI GROOMER HAS IT

During a challenge, the groomers accidentally confuse guest star Janice Dickinson with a dog. Honest mistake.

SUNDAY, MAY 17

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Season finale! When citizens from a nearby town begin stealing Springfield jobs, Homer starts a border patrol.

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

Season finale! I think the only person still watching this show is the survivor who wins.

MONDAY, MAY 18

8:00 FOX 24

Season finale! After a long horrible day, Jack reaches his breaking point when the drugstore runs out of Tucks.

9:00 ABC THE BACHELORETTE

Season premiere! Another lonely, desperate woman gets to take her pick from 30 meatbags. DEPRESSING!!

TUESDAY, MAY 19

9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

Season finale! The final three has-beens cha-cha their way back to obscurity.

9:00 CW 90210

Season finale! After catching Liam and Annie canoodling, Naomi pitches a post-pubescent hissy fit!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 20

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Season finale! Adam Lambert wins. I just saved you two hours of misery.

10:30 COM RENO 911!

Trapped in a crook's getaway vehicle, Wiegel and Rizzo get better acquainted. MUCH better acquainted.