THURSDAY, JUNE 18

8:00 NBC I'M A CELEBRITY... GET ME OUT OF HERE!

With all the crazy cast changes and drama, this show has gone completely off the rails. Hint: Don't give them guns!

10:00 COM TOSH.0

Comedian Daniel Tosh trots out the weirdest of the web in this weekly clip show!

FRIDAY, JUNE 19

8:30 TOON BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD

Batman and Gorilla Grodd are transported to the future where animals rule the world. (So does that mean they have to clean up human poop?)

SATURDAY, JUNE 20

8:00 TOON BRAINRUSH

Debut! Contestants compete on a game show—set on a roller coaster? "Alex, I'll take BLARF! For $500."

10:00 TRU MAN VS. CARTOON

Real people try cartoon-inspired stunts. Tonight: Can I roller-skate with a rocket strapped on my back?

SUNDAY, JUNE 21

9:00 ABC IMPACT

In this two-part miniseries, the moon is on a collision course with Earth. Am I expected to do something about this?

9:00 SCIFI RISE OF THE GARGOYLES—Movie

(2009) A scientist discovers his crackpot theories about murderous gargoyles weren't so crackpotty after all!

MONDAY, JUNE 22

9:00 TLC JON & KATE PLUS 8

Kate celebrates Mother's Day, which can only mean one thing: THE MONSTER IS UNLEASHED!!

10:30 SHO NURSE JACKIE

Jackie's lover/pharmacist fears he's going to be replaced by a robotic pill dispenser. (If it doubles as a vibrator, Jackie's all set.)

TUESDAY, JUNE 23

8:00 ABC THE SUPERSTARS

Debut! Pro athletes pair with celebs in a variety of physical challenges. (Like Dancing with the Stars on 'roids!)

9:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Season premiere! David Hasselhoff and crew return in this butt-clenchingly awful talent show.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24

9:00 ABC I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW

Season premiere! Clueless Americans compete on a bizarre Japanese game show; multi-culti hilarity ensues!

10:00 NBC THE PHILANTHROPIST

Debut! A wealthy playboy turns vigilante? OH! I misread the title. I though it said, "The Phlebotomist."