THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8

8:00 NBC COMMUNITY

A cheater is on the loose and Señor Chang threatens to flunk the entire Spanish class! (I just love saying, "Señor Chang.")

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

In this hour-long episode, the gang travels to Niagara Falls to attend (and subsequently wreck) Jim and Pam's wedding.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Lois is infected by a zombie plague. (Yet another dream come true!)

9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE

Echo and Victor are given diametrically opposed personalities... which means they're gonna pork, right?

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Guest starring musical guest Regina Spektor, and the alternately cute/annoying Drew Barrymore.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

Betty decides to host a fundraiser and invite (surprise!) the hottie from the governor's office.

10:30 E! LEAVE IT TO LAMAS

Debut! I'm sorry to report this is a show about Lorenzo Lamas' family, and not a family of llamas.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12

8:00 TLC LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD

Season premiere! You know what I would do? I'd invent a shrink ray.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13

8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

Season finale! Chef Ramsay decides which of the cooks is the biggest "stupid fucking donkey."

9:00 VH1 HIP HOP HONORS

Hosted by 30 Rock's Tracy Morgan and celebrating 25 years of Def Jam Recordings!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14

9:00 FOX GLEE

Rachel discovers that being a nerd in glee club is somewhat less awful than being a nerd in the Stargate club.

10:00 FX NIP/TUCK

Season premiere! Sean and Christian are forced to get creative to keep their business afloat—especially since they no longer have Michael Jackson as a client.