THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8
8:00 NBC COMMUNITY
A cheater is on the loose and Señor Chang threatens to flunk the entire Spanish class! (I just love saying, "Señor Chang.")
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
In this hour-long episode, the gang travels to Niagara Falls to attend (and subsequently wreck) Jim and Pam's wedding.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Lois is infected by a zombie plague. (Yet another dream come true!)
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo and Victor are given diametrically opposed personalities... which means they're gonna pork, right?
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Guest starring musical guest Regina Spektor, and the alternately cute/annoying Drew Barrymore.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Betty decides to host a fundraiser and invite (surprise!) the hottie from the governor's office.
10:30 E! LEAVE IT TO LAMAS
Debut! I'm sorry to report this is a show about Lorenzo Lamas' family, and not a family of llamas.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12
8:00 TLC LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD
Season premiere! You know what I would do? I'd invent a shrink ray.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13
8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
Season finale! Chef Ramsay decides which of the cooks is the biggest "stupid fucking donkey."
9:00 VH1 HIP HOP HONORS
Hosted by 30 Rock's Tracy Morgan and celebrating 25 years of Def Jam Recordings!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14
9:00 FOX GLEE
Rachel discovers that being a nerd in glee club is somewhat less awful than being a nerd in the Stargate club.
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK
Season premiere! Sean and Christian are forced to get creative to keep their business afloat—especially since they no longer have Michael Jackson as a client.