THURSDAY, JANUARY 21
8:00 ABC THE DEEP END
Debut! Young lawyers struggle to succeed (and bone each other) in a fancy-pants law firm.
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael and the gang try to impress a potential buyer—with expectedly horrifying results.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 22
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Series finale! It's 2020 and the Dollhouse crew must stop a global meltdown—which has nothing to do with robots, thankyouverymuch.
9:00 SYFY CAPRICA
Debut! The prequel to Battlestar Galactica, which unfortunately does not feature a nude Boomer.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 23
8:00 TNT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS
Featuring a Life Achievement Award for Golden Girl Betty White, who will surely say something filthy.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 24
9:00 HBO BIG LOVE
Bill goes to Washington, DC, to get some help, but runs afoul of hotshot lobbyist Sissy Spacek!
9:00 PBS MASTERPIECE CLASSIC
A new adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma, and... hold on! This isn't anything like Clueless!
MONDAY, JANUARY 25
9:00 BBCA THE INBETWEENERS
Debut! Check out this funny sitcom that plays like a British Freaks and Geeks!
10:00 FX DAMAGES
Season premiere! Patty is ordered to recover money from a bastard Ponzi schemer.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 26
8:00 ABC SCRUBS
Dr. Cox makes Lucy team leader for the week—who promptly turns into a megalomaniac.
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Tonight's guest judges are Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry, which make the awful contestants feel less awful.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27
8:00 FOX HUMAN TARGET
Chance is hired to protect an ambassador who has more enemies than Bernie Madoff!
10:00 SUN SPECTACLE WITH ELVIS COSTELLO
Season finale! Elvis interviews (and jams with) rock god Bruce Springsteen! BRUUUUUUCE!
