THURSDAY, MARCH 9

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Marissa and Ryan's crappy relationship gets crappier thanks to dead Johnny's cousin Sadie!

9:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

Season Finale! The final two couples go into the "elimination room"—which if that doesn't sound "holocaust-y," I don't know what does.

FRIDAY, MARCH 10

10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

President Roslin is forced to choose between letting Baltar win the election, or cheating. CHEAT! CHEAT!

SATURDAY, MARCH 11

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Matt Dillon (Crash) hosts, along with musical guests Arctic Monkeys.

SUNDAY, MARCH 12

9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS

Season Premiere! From what I can remember about this show, it's about a bunch of mafia goombahs?

10:00 HBO BIG LOVE

Debut! Bill Paxton stars as a polygamist, who has twice as many troubles as the regular married guy.

MONDAY, MARCH 13

8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK

With Lincoln's execution only minutes away, the team figures this is as good a time as any to make a break for it.

9:00 FOX 24

As if CTU doesn't have enough problems already, here come the dicks from Homeland Security.

TUESDAY, MARCH 14

9:00 ABC SONS & DAUGHTERS

Good buzz abounds for this new, partially improvised sitcom.

10:00 FX THE SHIELD

Lem prepares to plead guilty to heroin possession, which means the Strike Team is up crap creek.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS

Veronica is hired to expose an extortionist who wants to out Neptune High's gay teens!

9:30 FOX THE LOOP

Debut! A new sitcom about a party guy trying to balance a corporate job and getting laid.