THURSDAY, MARCH 9
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Marissa and Ryan's crappy relationship gets crappier thanks to dead Johnny's cousin Sadie!
9:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
Season Finale! The final two couples go into the "elimination room"—which if that doesn't sound "holocaust-y," I don't know what does.
FRIDAY, MARCH 10
10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
President Roslin is forced to choose between letting Baltar win the election, or cheating. CHEAT! CHEAT!
SATURDAY, MARCH 11
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Matt Dillon (Crash) hosts, along with musical guests Arctic Monkeys.
SUNDAY, MARCH 12
9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS
Season Premiere! From what I can remember about this show, it's about a bunch of mafia goombahs?
10:00 HBO BIG LOVE
Debut! Bill Paxton stars as a polygamist, who has twice as many troubles as the regular married guy.
MONDAY, MARCH 13
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
With Lincoln's execution only minutes away, the team figures this is as good a time as any to make a break for it.
9:00 FOX 24
As if CTU doesn't have enough problems already, here come the dicks from Homeland Security.
TUESDAY, MARCH 14
9:00 ABC SONS & DAUGHTERS
Good buzz abounds for this new, partially improvised sitcom.
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
Lem prepares to plead guilty to heroin possession, which means the Strike Team is up crap creek.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
Veronica is hired to expose an extortionist who wants to out Neptune High's gay teens!
9:30 FOX THE LOOP
Debut! A new sitcom about a party guy trying to balance a corporate job and getting laid.