THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

In this flashback to school days, Oliver Queen picks on Lex. (Anybody who lets someone named Oliver Queen pick on them deserves what they get.)

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY

For her Halloween costume, Ugly Betty disguises herself as pretty Betty.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27

8:00 CBS IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN

It's the 40th anniversary of this classic cartoon. Omigod. Does that mean I have to start taking Metamucil?

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

The Galactica gang holds secret tribunals to punish those pee-hole Cylon collaborators.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28

9:00 COM SHAUN OF THE DEAD—Movie

(2004) Two limey schlubs take on a town full of shambling zombies!

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29

8:00 TOON THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS—Movie

(1993) It's Tim Burton's entertaining entry in the "creepy wooden puppet holiday special" canon.

10:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Bree gets very upset when she discovers Orson's serial killer past. Nag! Nag! Nag!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 30

9:00 ABC WIFE SWAP

Things get witchy when a Wiccan high priestess switches places with a '50s-style housewife!

10:00 NBC HEROES

Superhero Claire meets her bio parents for the first time, and immediately informs them, "You just don't understand me!"

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31

9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

It's a nancy-boy dance-off when Mario López goes up against Joey Lawrence.

10:00 CW VERONICA MARS

OMG! Logan is in trouble AGAIN, when the underground campus casino gets robbed.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1

9:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Missed any episodes this season? Get your fill of "fierce" with this catch-up clip show!

10:00 ABC LOST

Locke rallies the islanders to open up a can of whup-ass on the "Others."