THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23
9:00 am NBC MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE
With special guests Barry Manilow and Hall & Oates. What is this? Thanksgiving or Halloween?
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
Betty must set up a photo shoot for a celebrity couple and their Scientologist baby.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24
9:00 SPIKE GOLDFINGER—Movie
(1964) James Bond takes on the "proctologist with the Midas touch."
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25
9:00 FOX AMERICA'S MOST WANTED
A special "Sex Slave" episode. As Borat might say, "Yessssss! Let's make sexy time!"
9:00 VH1 UK MUSIC HALL OF FAME
Some of the greatest limey musicians get their props, including Dusty Springfield, Led Zeppelin, and Rod Stewart.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
After losing his nuclear plant job AGAIN, Homer finds his dream job as an ice cream truck driver.
10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT
The ghosts of a haunted mansion sneak out when they learn the pathetic Danny Bonaduce will be dropping by.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27
9:00 NBC HEROES
Hiro uses his ability to stop time instead of filing an income tax extension. That works, too.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28
8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
Charlie searches for the true meaning of Christmas via booze, pills, and an unlocked gun cabinet.
8:30 ABC BIG DAY
Debut! A crazy family pulls out all the stops to wreck a woman's wedding ceremony.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
While in Barcelona, one of the models experiences a flamenco dance freak out!