THURSDAY, JULY 17

10:00 COM THE GONG SHOW WITH DAVE ATTELL

Debut! Let's hope they don't forget the midgets! (They won't.)

10:30 COM REALITY BITES BACK

Debut! The very funny Michael Ian Black hosts this parody of reality shows that stars your fave comedians.

FRIDAY, JULY 18

9:00 USA MONK

Season premiere! Monk returns, buys a new house, stands helplessly by as it's destroyed by an inept contractor.

10:00 DSC DIRTY JOBS

Exploring one of the filthiest jobs on the planet—taking care of poop-flinging monkeys!

SATURDAY, JULY 19

8:30 FOX COPS

It's a special "domestic violence" episode, whimsically entitled "Family Feuds"!

SUNDAY, JULY 20

8:00 ABC HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: GET IN THE PICTURE

Debut! Awesome entertainers (like me!) compete to be in the next High School Musical movie!

10:00 SPIKE FACTORY

Chase cuts his finger off in this hilarious factory comedy. (Hey, sometimes amputated fingers are funny!)

MONDAY, JULY 21

8:00 NBC AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Four of the strongest and fastest return to receive a good ol' fashioned gladiator beatdown.

9:00 ABC WANNA BET?

Debut! Celebrity judges bet on the outcome as regular people try to hula-hoop with tires, or guess the artist on a CD by licking it.

TUESDAY, JULY 22

8:00 ABC WIPEOUT

Contestants take on the "pinball spinner," the "wrecking ball," and the "150-page network release form."

9:00 G4 HURL

You eat a bunch of gross stuff, you get spun around by machines, you throw up. Sometimes life is that simple.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 23

9:00 NBC BABY BORROWERS

The teen couples are put in charge of teenagers. For the love of god, HIDE THE LIQUOR.

10:00 MTV BUZZIN'

Debut! Two nobodies try to make it big in the music industry (or you can just watch Flight of the Conchords on HBO).