Thursday, DecEMBER 28

8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL

Burt Reynolds guest stars as a strip-club owner who wants Catalina as his main booty shaker!

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

For those who originally gave it a pooh-pooh, check back in on an improved 30 Rock, starring the very funny Alec Baldwin.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29

8:00 CW FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN

It's the year's best WWE brawls featuring Batista, Rey Mysterio, and the Undertaker!

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY UGLY-THON!

For those who have fallen behind, here are three fun Ugly Betty repeats! Get UGLY!

9:00 MSNBC SUPER SIZE ME—Movie

(2004) Director Morgan Spurlock definitely has "fries with that" when he vows to eat only McDonalds for 30 days.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31

9:00 CW KEITH BARRY: EXTRAORDINARY

The illusionist demonstrates tricks on celebrities such as Wilmer Valderrama and Jessica Simpson. (He couldn't find anyone smarter?)

10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE

Host Ryan Seacrest and his cyborg "Dick Clark" hosts this creepy annual tradition live from Times Square.

MONDAY, JANUARY 1

10:00 am CBS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

It's Georgia Tech vs. West Virginia in this classic hillbilly rivalry. YEE-HAW! Maw! Git mah squirrel rifle!

10:00 ABC SUPERNANNY

Jo has her hands full with a pair of kids who are a cross between Satan with a hangnail and Hitler with a toothache.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 2

8:00 E! 50 MOST OUTRAGEOUS TV MOMENTS

Exploding genitalia? HERE I COME!

10:00 FX DIRT

Debut! Courtney Cox (Friends) stars as the editor of a smarmy tabloid in this Hollywood parody.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3

8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

Season Premiere! Hotties learn from nerds (and vice versa) in this surprisingly sweet reality show.

9:00 ABC THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY

Debut! Donal Logue stars as a small-time thief who wants to rob... Mick Jagger?!?