THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Tensions flare at the staff holiday party when Meredith's hair catches on fire.
10:30 COM THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM
Season finale! To show her support for equal marriage rights, Sarah marries her dog.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12
9:00 CBS THE FLIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Norm MacDonald voices this new X-mas cartoon about a vertigo-stricken reindeer.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13
8:00 FAM MISER BROTHERS' CHRISTMAS
Debut! To pay for their crimes against humanity, Heat Miser and Snow Miser must fill in for Santa.
8:00 NGC THE WHALE THAT EXPLODED
Might want to bring your raincoat for this one.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 14
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: GABON
Season finale! Just in case you care, and I'm 98 percent certain that you don't.
9:00 SCIFI SHARKS IN VENICE—Movie
(2008) A great white shark menaces the waterways in Venice... but wait! It gets better! Starring STEPHEN BALDWIN! Yessssss!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 15
8:00 ABC I WANT A DOG FOR CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN
Linus and Lucy's little brother Rerun spends X-mas in the doghouse with Snoopy.
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Season finale! Whitney moves to NYC; Lauren combs her moustache.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 16
8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
Linus tells the story of Baby Jesus—suspiciously leaving out all the witchery.
10:00 NBC MOMMA'S BOYS
Debut! Another reality dating show featuring three men, their moms, 32 contestants, and... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17
8:00 NBC MUPPETS CHRISTMAS: LETTERS TO SANTA
Debut! The Muppets deliver lost letters to Santa with a little help from Uma Thurman and (ugh!) Whoopi Goldberg.
9:00 CW STYLISTA
Season finale! The assistant of the fashion magazine's editor is chosen. The prize: a bottle of vodka and an Ambien.