THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4 8:00 FOX THE O.C. Season Premiere! Did Seth's catamaran trip to Tahiti end in an ass-eating shark attack? Find out tonight! 9:00 ABC LIFE AS WE KNOW IT Hotsy-totsy teacher Ms. Young crushes Ben when she retracts all booty privileges.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5 8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY It's Biography wrestle-mania when A&E presents the life stories of The Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Andre the Giant. 8:00 CBS JOAN OF ARCADIA Joan contemplates opening up a can of holy whup-ass when that bitch Judith starts moving in on her man.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6 8:00 SPIKE THE VERY WORST JOBS Think your spooge-mopping job at the adult video store is bad? Check out the absolute worst jobs of all time! 8:00 FOX COPS The crooks are flopping around like fish in this very special "all-taser" episode of Cops.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7 8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS Season Premiere! An all-new episode of The Simpsons featuring their day-late-and-a-dollar-short "Treehouse of Horror XV." 8:30 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Season Premiere! With George Sr. still on the lam, the authorities come after Michael!

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8 10:00 NBC $25 MILLION DOLLAR HOAX A housewife must convince her family she's the winner of a $25 million dollar prize in this useless excuse for a reality show.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS Veronica goes on the lookout for a missing pregnant teen pal! 9:00 SPIKE I HATE MY JOB Three contestants vie for a dream job under the watchful eye of hostÉ Rev. Al Sharpton?!? Ka-BOING!!!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 8:00 WB SMALLVILLE Lana, Chloe, and Lois are suspected of being witches, but I think it's teenage hormones. 8:00 ABC LOST Sawyer is hoarding medicine from the rest of the castaways, which is a huge party foul.