THURSDAY, MAY 4
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark sees the ghost of his dead pop—and as always, it's nag, nag, NAG.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Ryan goes on the lam after nearly killing Surf Nazi, and Seth takes the fall!
FRIDAY, MAY 5
8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST
Season Finale! Okay, rich kids! Here's your last chance to stop acting like useless pricks!
SATURDAY, MAY 6
8:00 FOX COPS
In this "Bad Girls" episode, a woman finds a creative place to hide her crack pipe. EWW!
9:00 SCI A.I. ASSAULT—Movie
(2006) Navy SEALs are sent to an island to put down robots running amok! Bring yer can opener!
SUNDAY, MAY 7
9:00 FOX FAMILY GUY
Peter discovers an Indian burial ground in his backyard, while Stewie gets sucked into the TV in this episode entitled, "Petergeist."
9:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO
The cast of Law & Order explains the acting techniques they use to bore the crap out of me.
MONDAY, MAY 8
8:00 ABC DAVID BLAINE: DROWNED ALIVE
All I'm asking for is an underwater boxing kangaroo fight. He's a magician! Is that so difficult?!?
9:00 FOX 24
In order to slow down Jack's progress, President Logan uses one of his double chins to trip him up.
TUESDAY, MAY 9
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Season Finale! Rory throws a going-away party for her deadbeat rich boyfriend.
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
Season Finale! Veronica reveals who murdered that busload of kids—and no, the butler didn't do it, because there's no butler on the show.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 10
9:00 ABC LOST
Mr. Eko searches for a mysterious location that could unlock all the island's secrets—FAT CHANCE.
10:00 BRAVO TOP CHEF
Season Finale! The chefs are given their final, and most difficult challenge: microwave a Hot Pocket so it tastes good.