THURSDAY, MAY 4

8:00 WB SMALLVILLE

Clark sees the ghost of his dead pop—and as always, it's nag, nag, NAG.

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Ryan goes on the lam after nearly killing Surf Nazi, and Seth takes the fall!

FRIDAY, MAY 5

8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST

Season Finale! Okay, rich kids! Here's your last chance to stop acting like useless pricks!

SATURDAY, MAY 6

8:00 FOX COPS

In this "Bad Girls" episode, a woman finds a creative place to hide her crack pipe. EWW!

9:00 SCI A.I. ASSAULT—Movie

(2006) Navy SEALs are sent to an island to put down robots running amok! Bring yer can opener!

SUNDAY, MAY 7

9:00 FOX FAMILY GUY

Peter discovers an Indian burial ground in his backyard, while Stewie gets sucked into the TV in this episode entitled, "Petergeist."

9:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO

The cast of Law & Order explains the acting techniques they use to bore the crap out of me.

MONDAY, MAY 8

8:00 ABC DAVID BLAINE: DROWNED ALIVE

All I'm asking for is an underwater boxing kangaroo fight. He's a magician! Is that so difficult?!?

9:00 FOX 24

In order to slow down Jack's progress, President Logan uses one of his double chins to trip him up.

TUESDAY, MAY 9

8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS

Season Finale! Rory throws a going-away party for her deadbeat rich boyfriend.

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS

Season Finale! Veronica reveals who murdered that busload of kids—and no, the butler didn't do it, because there's no butler on the show.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 10

9:00 ABC LOST

Mr. Eko searches for a mysterious location that could unlock all the island's secrets—FAT CHANCE.

10:00 BRAVO TOP CHEF

Season Finale! The chefs are given their final, and most difficult challenge: microwave a Hot Pocket so it tastes good.