-- Valentine's Day Hook-Up Party: Dance cuts, and the Play House from Jammin' 95.5. Berbati's, 231 SW Ankeny, 248-4579, Saturday, 9:30 pm, $15 before 11 pm

-- Bloody Valentine's: With the Fireballs Of Freedom and Knight Badger, Ash St., 225 SW Ash, 226-0430, 9:30 pm

-- DeathByDisco Valentine's Make Out Dance: With DeeJay Teenage, real life cupids with arrows for hire, a kissing booth, Valentine's crafts, free kissing enhancers (like lip gloss--while supplies last), chapstick, condoms, etc. Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 239-7639, Saturday, 10 pm, $5

-- Zoobomb Valentine's Day Massacre Ride: Dress up in V-Day attire, meet in the roses at Peninsula Park (NE Albina & Ainsworth), and ride. Saturday, 2 pm, free.

-- Bike n' Booty Dance Party: With DJs Sysfail & Gray, The Know, 2026 NE Alberta, Sat, 10 pm

-- St Valentine's Day Massacre Show: A house party with bands Alarmist, Djin Teeth (Fangs), and Assassins, 4725 NE 22nd, Saturday, 8 pm, free

-- Valentine's with All Girl Summer Fun Band: Bishop Allen and The Badger King also play. Nocturnal, 1800 E Burnside, 239-5900, Saturday, 8 pm, $6 single/$10 couple, All Ages

-- Sexy Krew's Rrrrred Party: Put on a strange red outfit and dance with DJs Gabriel (from Amsterdam), Levi & Leonetti tag-teaming, Lil' C, and Hank. Plus a sax solo from the Utility Man, red apples, and Cupid sightings. Ohm, 31 NW 1st, 223-9919, Saturday, 9 pm, $10

--Attack Of The Killer DJs Episode 4: Heartattack: With DJs Tasty, Nibler, Mr. T, bluchris, RNA, Won D-Funk, Forrest Avery, and Flipsta, and tons o' go-go dancers. Level, 13 SW 6th, Saturday, 10 pm, $7

--Marriage Records Revue: Showcasing Thanksgiving, A John Henry Memorial, Rob Walmart, The Watery Graves (who will be handing Valentine-making supplies), Mise En Abyme, and Teether. Plus paintings, free Valentine's masks, a free raffle for Meow Meow memberships, fire breathers, free chocolates, and fake red birds, Meow Meow, 320 SE 2nd Ave, 517-0824, Friday, 9 pm, $5, All Ages



Don't spend Valentine's Day, or any day, alone! Family Dogs NW, a unique no-kill shelter that rescues and re-homes dogs, must unexpectedly close by Feb. 16th. They are hosting a Valentine's Day Adoption Drive on Saturday, February 14th, from 10 am-6 pm, to try and save their remaining dogs! Dog and puppy adoption fees will be discounted to $100.00 through the 15th. The shelter is located at 6817 SE 52nd Ave. Call 503-774-6126 or check out

www.familydogsnw.com for more details. BB