* Of course, we could be wrong.
WHAT'S HOT
Protesting
Sarcasm
Jews
Russell Crowe
Dennis Quaid
Robin's egg blue
Asphyxiation
Dating
Eating with your fingers
Capital punishment
Skyrocketing health insurance costs
"Fuck me" pumps
Banning partial birth abortions
Bulimia
portlandmercury.com
Funny faces
Corns and bunions
Reality based television
Aimee
Pre-nups
Unity
Unfettered optimism
Knowing what you want
Tibias
The X-Men
Hacking
Shooting from the hip
Berlin
Going "Felicity"
Smart alecks
Losing your moral compass
WHAT'S NOT
Voting
Irony
Episcopalians
Dennis Quaid
Russell Crowe
Black
Drowning
Roofies
Hand washing
Justice for poor people
Healthcare reform
Sex
Roe v. Wade
Anorexia
Internet porn
Grotesque physical deformities
Gout
Reality based politics
Amy
Post-ops
Disenfranchisement
Research
Knowing who you are
Clavicles
The Fantastic 4
Stalking
Putting your shoulder to the wheel
Chicago
Going "postal"
Smart bombs
Losing your wallet