At the risk of making sweeping generalizations, gay people are better than everyone else. They dress better, they're more fun at parties, and they have deep moral convictions developed from years of being discriminated against. HOWEVER. What happens when ordinary, rainbow-flag-waving gays go horribly, horribly wrong? While the following factual tales are true aberrations, they nonetheless serve as a warning that we mustn't let our PRIDE blind us--because even the best of gays can suddenly up and go BAD.

Illustrations by Kathryn Rathke