The End is Nigh... Which Means "Saturday," Guys! - Portland Mercury | Comments

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1

It's unfair of Jesus to end the world just so the Republicans don't have to field a candidate against President Obama.

Todd Mecklem on May 16, 2011 at 3:24 PM

2

I want to find one of these wackos and bet them one billion dollars that the world will not end on Saturday. Or maybe just $50. They'd seem more inclined to make a $50 bet.

on May 16, 2011 at 3:42 PM

3

Too bad the Rapture is a complete load of bullshit that isn't even in the Bible. It wasn't even something certain Christians taught until John Nelson Darby started preaching about it in the 1830's.

Bobby Sands on May 16, 2011 at 4:08 PM

4

of course they won't bet on the end of the world...because if they win, they can't collect

ebag on May 16, 2011 at 7:29 PM

5

I am going to the mountain Saturday and sacrificing the idol so the world will not end for another 5 billion years. You can pay me in you extra drink tickets next time you see me.

Rosy on May 16, 2011 at 8:56 PM

6

Rosy, am with you. I already had stolen 15 animals from my street to bring em to the top of the mountain so God will have some mercy on us and leave us on Earth.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 17, 2011 at 4:24 AM

7

I'm waiting to hear the explanation when the world doesn't end. This ought to be good and convoluted.

ujfoyt on May 17, 2011 at 9:55 AM

8

History repeats itself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seekers_%28Ch…

"At first, the group struggled for an explanation. But then rationalization set in. A new message arrived, announcing that they'd all been spared at the last minute."

organic.brian on May 17, 2011 at 2:15 PM

9

I don't care. I'm ready to die, or to not die.

Lonely At The Movies on May 17, 2011 at 3:37 PM

10

I hope it looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

TageSavage on May 17, 2011 at 8:36 PM

11

I'm ready to burn eternally in hellfire, or to not burn eternally in hellfire. Also, I'm ready for some new episodes of "Il Commissario Montalbano."

Todd Mecklem on May 17, 2011 at 10:35 PM

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