Religion Jan 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Pope: Legal Gay Marriage Will Turn All Straight Men Into Cocksucking Power Bottoms

Dan Savage
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Following through on this logic, the obvious conclusion is that gay marriage could potentially SAVE humanity... because we currently have a serious overpopulation problem that will only get worse with time.
Lonely At The Movies on January 10, 2012 at 3:03 PM Report this
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Because they're brainwashed, Dan. Take pity on them, for they know not what they do.
on January 10, 2012 at 3:50 PM Report this
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1 million points to Never Alone.
TitsMcGee on January 10, 2012 at 7:05 PM Report this
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At the same time, you've got to admit that those vestments are fabulous and that metal purse they carry is smokin' (literally).
on January 11, 2012 at 6:25 PM Report this

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