So, DamosA, since you have done both (or else you ALSO don't know what you're talking about), can you explain why you think cunnilingus is more difficult and taxing than fellatio?
Sorry, DamosA, I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one. I HAVE done both, and eating pussy is easier by far. With cock, you have the personal hygiene question, gag reflex, hip action vs. breathing problems, positional discomfort, the spit/swallow dilemma, and a sore jaw/raw face afterward. With pussy, all you really worry about is personal hygiene and possibly some rugburn.
So has Dan eaten pussy before (he didn't indicate that he did)? If Dan hasn't done both before, then he really doesn't know what he's talking about.
And for the record (since some of yall seem just soo gosh-darned concerned about it), i haven't sucked cock before. But i HAVE eaten hotdogs before. And i can tell you with authority that eating a hotdog is waaay easier than trying to lick icecream from the bottom of the cone.
" personal hygiene question, gag reflex, hip action vs. breathing problems, positional discomfort, the spit/swallow dilemma, and a sore jaw/raw face afterward."
DamosA, I fail to see exactly how a woman could cram her pussy so far down your throat as to stimulate your gag reflex or interfere with your breathing? Also not sure how she could ejaculate down there as well (unless she's a squirter?) There might be something your girlfriend isn't telling you... like she's actually a dude.
When you eat a hot dog, you keep it in your mouth, I'm assuming you don't slide it down your throat without biting it, unless you are a reptile? And why, why would you try cramming your tongue "down the bottom of the cone" when the clitoris (you do know what that is, right?) is up on the rim. ?? I'm beginning to suspect that not only have you never sucked a cock, but you might never have had oral sex with anyone at all. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, right?
Whatever YOU say, bro. You think you know everything about me, fine. But i'm still sticking to my position that cleaning tacos is at least slighty more vexing than polishing sausages. I'm not saying i never enjoyed it, i'm just saying it DOES take some work. And i was simply calling out Dan Savage for attempting to low-ball just how much effort it takes.
Sorry Dan, but this is BULLSHIT! You don't know what you're talking about.
And for the record (since some of yall seem just soo gosh-darned concerned about it), i haven't sucked cock before. But i HAVE eaten hotdogs before. And i can tell you with authority that eating a hotdog is waaay easier than trying to lick icecream from the bottom of the cone.
" personal hygiene question, gag reflex, hip action vs. breathing problems, positional discomfort, the spit/swallow dilemma, and a sore jaw/raw face afterward."
ALL these things apply to eating pussy as well!
When you eat a hot dog, you keep it in your mouth, I'm assuming you don't slide it down your throat without biting it, unless you are a reptile? And why, why would you try cramming your tongue "down the bottom of the cone" when the clitoris (you do know what that is, right?) is up on the rim. ?? I'm beginning to suspect that not only have you never sucked a cock, but you might never have had oral sex with anyone at all. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, right?