On Saturday night, I went on a date with my "friend with benefits." We have been doing this for 6 or 7 months now, one night a month or so. This date however, didn't finish with a happy ending like the rest. After dinner and wine, we went bar hopping. While we were in a bar, a large black man approaches my date. He tells her, "I'm going to fall in love with you." This man turns out to be XXXXXXX XXXXXX. I knew I recognized him and people were definitely starring, but it didn't immediately hit me. Needless to say she got her happy ending... at XXXXXXX's hotel. Granted she is gorgeous, but I don't know if I should be discouraged, sending XXXXXXX hate mail, or happy that I have been with a girl who XXXXXXX had to have. How should I feel about this? Please also note that I never will go on a date with her again, due to her leaving me for a guy that she is "just a number to." I'm sure XXXXXXX uses that like only 7 nights a week. Plus I kind of want to be reimbursed for the wine and dinner I paid for earlier in the evening!

Cock Blocked By XXXXXXX Fu*king XXXXXX

My response after the jump...

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While you don't enjoy exclusive rights to this woman's body—she's your fuckbuddy, not your girlfriend—it was rude of her to ditch you like that. It was insensitive of her to trade up, right under your nose, just because some famous sports star with an amazing body made a once-in-a-lifetime play for her.

Yeah, all that was pretty damn inconsiderate of her.

Now what do you do? Well, you can decide to angry with her for being so inconsiderate as to seize XXXXXXX's opportunity like that, CBBXFX, but where does that get you in the end? Deprived of all future access to a XXXXXXX-XXXXXX-caliber piece of ass. Or you can take the once-in-a-lifetime aspect of this into consideration and give your fuckbuddy a pass. Not only would doing so demonstrate your clear moral superiority—"This is how that consideration thing is done, fuckbuddy"—it would also preserve your access to the gorgeous piece of ass that XXXXXXX XXXXXX just had to have.

And it means you'll be able to ask for a pass if, say, Becky Hammon or Lisa Leslie should ever make a play for you while you're out with the fuckbuddy.