possibly the most paranoid person of all time? who connects the dots like this in such a bizarre way? why are girls always so damn crazy?! almost as good as the "GUYS PLEASE DONT EVER WALK BEHIND GIRLS" freakout.

Lesson learned: make sure you don't talk to yourself out loud when peeing, even if you think it's 5am and everyone is asleep.

Seems like if she's paranoid about her father desiring her sexually, there's probably more to the story than the letter tells us. But I don't want to interrupt the "why are girls always so damn crazy?!" chat sesh by any means. Carry on...