Sex Feb 14, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Driving Around With a Tied-Up Naked Woman is Apparently a Crime Even If She Agrees to Do It

Denis C. Theriault
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Just saying, "kinky sex play" is exactly the excuse that got one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims returned to him. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahme… )

So there is a precedent for "better safe than sorry", I suppose.
Melogna on February 14, 2012 at 4:21 PM Report this
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(There's not an addendum to Godwin's law that applies to invoking Dahmer, is there?)
Melogna on February 14, 2012 at 4:23 PM Report this
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How flattering, they all thought he was in his 20's. I have the same problem!
on February 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM Report this
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What did mayoral candidate and New Seasons co-founder Eileen Brady have to say about it?
on February 14, 2012 at 4:25 PM Report this
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Since I've been wrong about everything else I've said and done today, I'm going to say the opposite of what I feel:
The cops should continue overreacting, and those kids should stop playing their weird public sex games!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 14, 2012 at 4:35 PM Mercury Staff
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Clearly this is just one more attempt to throw dirt on Elaine Brady's mayoral campaign!
Dave J. on February 14, 2012 at 4:43 PM Report this
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Man, I really want to be a cop in Denisville:

"RingRingRing: Hi, I just robbed someone at gunpoint, now I'm standing on top of a parking garage with a gun being crazy." Policy: no need for cops.

"RingRingRing: Hi, me and a bunch of witnesses just saw a car drive away with a naked woman in the back who had her mouth duct-taped shut." Policy: no need for cops, just some normal public sex stuff.

Commenty Colin on February 14, 2012 at 4:48 PM Report this
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Cops in Denisville get all the doughnuts they want.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 14, 2012 at 4:54 PM Mercury Staff
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All cops in Denisville would be Boat Cops, but Denisville would be landlocked.
Commenty Colin on February 14, 2012 at 5:07 PM Report this
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the polls you posted are all wrong. the poll should be about whether these good folks should have gotten charged with anything, once the cops figured out that no crime had been committed.
randyzpdx on February 14, 2012 at 5:13 PM Report this
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Denis voted to Allow and Condemn, respectively, for the record. And no one but Denis gets all the doughnuts they want in Denisville.
Denis C. Theriault on February 14, 2012 at 5:52 PM Report this
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Also in Denisville? The highest crime in all the land is a particular kind of vandalism: Spraypainting conspicuous tails on all the D's on the various city signs.
Denis C. Theriault on February 14, 2012 at 5:54 PM Report this
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Outside Whole Foods? Portland IS weird. I don't think they should have been charged although this was'nt the smartest place for them do to this
on February 14, 2012 at 7:10 PM Report this
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Such showboating! Keep it simple, kids, no need to be so public about this stuff. A clothespin on the scrotum or labia is quiet and elegant, and doesn't cause the public any alarm (unless you scream or happen to lose consciousness).
Todd Mecklem on February 14, 2012 at 8:15 PM Report this
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Well, I don't think it should be illegal to do this kind of thing if you want, but it is pretty uncool to involve others. At first I thought no harm no foul, why the charge? But I can see that it really should be discouraged since it could likely upset people, at least as much as sleeping in public or open containers or something like that. I thnk the police should look into this kind of incedence, but unless it happens somewhat more often, I don't think the use of police resources is of much importance.
on February 14, 2012 at 9:00 PM Report this
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I had some free time so I did a google search on the arrested. Nothing too shocking, except that the chick appeared in this music video that is going to give me nightmares tonight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Ghf1Nhwo0
MonkeyBeat on February 14, 2012 at 9:17 PM Report this
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Thats Nick the Creature from Wanderlust Circus. That guy is a creep.
pdxster on February 15, 2012 at 10:15 AM Report this
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OH MY FRIGGEN GOD. These are my neighbors. We spent all day yesterday trying to figure out why cops were surrounding the neighborhood, searching their Subaru. I HATE LIVING NEXT TO THESE PEOPLE.
Ophelia on February 15, 2012 at 11:25 AM Report this
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yo this shit made it to BBC Brasil!: http://www.bbc.co.uk/portuguese/noticias/2…
saci on February 16, 2012 at 9:56 PM Report this

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