Sex Feb 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

The Return of Purity Bear!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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BECAUSE YOUR VAGINA IS A PIZZA.
Graham on February 15, 2012 at 2:22 PM Report this
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Stop yelling, shithead.
on February 15, 2012 at 2:53 PM Report this
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I would think you would be more likely to be depressed if you weren't sexually active. Amirite?
ujfoyt on February 15, 2012 at 4:18 PM Report this
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When did Purity Bear switch from being a creepy white guy to a sassy black lady?
dimitrir on February 15, 2012 at 4:18 PM Report this
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Seriously, the "Hay Gurl Hay!" voice threw me off. Maybe they were going for Pine-Sol lady, but it sounded like Angie Jordan.
A. V. Jones on February 15, 2012 at 4:26 PM Report this
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This is a joke right?
I laughed like it was a joke.
chicostix on February 15, 2012 at 6:05 PM Report this

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