Next thing you know, this guy's going to want to gay marry these gay goats and have gay man-goat babies with them. It's all a slippery slope, people. Slippery slope.

People nowadays let their kids walk all over them.


(Am I banned for puns yet?)

is that a poop on his back?

That is the best idea I've seen in a long time. Goats love to be higher than other goats and will stay there as long as you want, so keep this in mind... before you pay a masseuse for a measly half-hour, remember there's no limit to how long you can hang out with the goats at the Oregon Zoo.