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If I understand 'Will" correctly, by being at a comedy club, everyone has to laugh at everything he says, or else they are, hmm, what? Not amused? If you're not funny, people don't laugh. If a fellow comedian doesn't laugh at everything you say, get over it. She did not identify him in her post, but now the entire audience of the Mercury, and beyond, knows you are a clueless, arrogant prick who's an asshole on stage to fellow comedians in the audience who don't laugh at everything he says.

You, sir, are pathetic little butt-hurt douche bag. Maybe lame jokes are the reason your 'headlining' ass is playing to 7 people at an open mic. Dipshit.
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Sorry, ballarddude. Headliners still do open mics. Barbara Holm was at said mic. Should we talk about the lame quotient of her jokes as well? Just trying to follow your logic. Is this an indictment on everyone who does open mics, or just the people who you want to inflict bad reasoning on for an excuse to call someone you don't agree with a "dipshit"?
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People keep bludgeoning crowds with rape jokes and then acting surprised when the cudgel is ripped from their hands and they're bludgeoned back.

I used cudgel and bludgeon in a sentence, y'ouns.
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So much shit reasoning in this thread. Alright: it honestly sounds like Will was failing to make with the funny, and made the stupid choice to call out someone he knew while he was flailing, in an unfunny way.

Lest you think this is some specific niche issue for me, Will: I made the same observation when W. Kamau Bell was complaining about Portland audiences failing to laugh at being called racists: it sounds like you weren't funny. You weren't funny, and you're demonstrating how fucking tone deaf you are with everything you're subsequently posting here.
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Will's just showing everyone that the fastest way to make a grown ass man turn into a little child is for a woman not to laugh at his jokes.
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For what it's worth three or four years ago Barbra was hosting laff hole in Seattle and when she introduced me the first thing I said is Give it up for your host Barbra isn't she rapeable folks? It was just the first thing that came out my mouth, I didn't plan on saying it but I did. It was a joke. I guess I said it bc Barbra is a small girl, and I Look like a piece of shit. Barbra never batted an eye and did a great job hosting the rest of the night. When I got off stage I went directly up to Barbra and apologized if I had offended her and she was surprised to know I had even said that, she thought I said Give it up for your host Barbra isn't she CAPABLE. When I told her what I had really said we just laughed about the word capable. The next week I got an email from some dumb bitch in the crowd who was so offended by what I had said that she wrote me a three page email, explaining how humiliated Barbra must have been. Well I explained to her I did apologize to Barbra but she didn't care. You know why she didn't care? Bc she's a fucking comedian. Either way no comic should care if another comic isn't laughing at their jokes. Oh and shut up Marcus!
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Sorry for not commenting before now, I've been too busy trying to figure out what you get when you cross a blank with a blank.
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What a nasty piece of work. I'm so bored with people trying to defend rape jokes.
We comics are an insecure bunch. Often, the goofy socially awkward type...finally coming into our own behind the mic. This incident highlights how thin the line is that separates us from being the bullied ones to becoming the bullies ourselves.
In that moment he wasn't 'punching up' anymore...he was punching down. And all around. At you.
I absolutely hate it when comics chastise the audience for not laughing. If you're confident that your material is great and then it fails? At least own it. Enjoy the silence.
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In terms of rape jokes, this one was fairly light. But still, I think rape is a word and topic that should be avoided when you're tying to make people enjoy themselves. In my desperately sought-after opinion, Will screwed up, but he's still a good comic otherwise. It's unfair for people to judge a comedian based on two sentences at the tail end of an open mic. That being said, mentioning rape on stage is the quickest way to alienate audiences and comics alike, and rightfully so.

Every comic has been bullied. It's why we're comics instead of emotionally-stable human beings. This might be the most unpopular comment of the thread, but I support Barbara's anger, and I also support Will as a talented comedian except for this instance. Everyone who's posted in this is funnier than I am, but I just hope both sides can forgive each other and embrace harmony over discord.
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Will Woodruff wasn't a deluded comic thinking he's entitled to the audience attention.

This was a man attacking a woman in public because she writes a column about misogyny.

She was doing nothing wrong and had never done anything to him.

Yet he targeted her from a stage and tried to intimidate and shame her by yelling at her about rape in front of an audience.

Will Woodruff used a comedy mic to sexually harass a woman because she criticizes rape culture.

She had never talked about him before, and did not name even after the attack.

He took credit for the attack because he feels men should have the right to attack women in the audience for having opinions they don't like. He, and his defenders, are angry men who harass women, and should be prevented from doing so.

This is going national; I'm from another city. I will make sure Will is banned from stages here, because he's not a comic, he's an angry misogynist who hijacks the mic for his hateful agenda.
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And Will, do not play the victim. She didn't name you or the location. No one except a tiny number of insiders would have known the details, and most would not have cared. If someone else had identified you, sure then be upset at them, but no one did. You and your rep was safe, but because you are an entitled dude you felt the need to identify yourself and attack her a second time. And both times, it's because you don't like women who criticize rape culture. And it's clear you take it personally and felt like that was an excuse to give her a hard time, even though she doesn't give you a hard time. Bullying victims isn't new or original or edgy, it's the default position of society and if you are going to make jokes where you, the man holding the mic, is attacking a woman about rape jokes, it had better be the best planned amazing moment in the world and even then, you are a guy attacking rape victims about not laughing about jokes at their expense. And the only reason you feel the need to take your stuff public on this, dude, is because deep down, you have an agenda and it's one that hates women. So please, all his defenders stop pretending this isn't what it's about. Dudes who don't like women get angry and yell at them when they don't behave as they should. Stop pretending it's about the comedy biz, it's about whether someone with problems continues to indulge them.
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Glad you got called out. Rape is not funny. If you are not a good comic then just work on that instead of trying to dismiss the woman in the room, whom I will guess is a better comic than you are. So work on your stuff, don't dismiss the person in the room who you might learn something from.
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couple things before I put this to rest

1. All things can be funny, if my joke(s) about rape didn't get good laughs repeatedly I would stop using them...and I understand you dislike for a joke about rape, I have no argument to say it's in good taste, but again I have to decide what I do and don't do, sorry if you think that job was left to the angry mob.

2. the not afraid of getting beat up by a woman line is a classic joke, I had to throw it in! I don't drop too many slurs out of respect, even though I am a big "but they said it!" kind of person but I have used them, and will probably happen again, hopefully my friends know there is no hate behind it, and that I am capable of fucking up... See Stanhope's act for further details.

3. Just so everyone knows, in retrospect I am not sorry about the joke(its mine), and keep in mind other comics went at me from with the god mic from off stage, and I just lashed out, and in this case I did hit a bystander, which by the way isn't bullying, and as former 3 time captain(and first board) of Sprague High School's chess team, and the guy that always wore sweatpants, I can tell you what happened was not bullying, I do know the difference. It was however more akin to someone not involved getting shot in a drive by, and she shot back. But when people are yelling shit at you and attacking, you don't say sorry to that... or at least I don't.

Lastly this isn't me saying I was wronged I pretty much never think that, I'm a big boy I can handle myself, even if another comic throws a shoe at me or verbally rips me a new ass, or whatever... so be it, what I am saying is that I agree with Richard Bain, Marcus Gibson is an idiot.(not exact quote)

PS feel free to call up and tell me how bad of a person I am next week on stand-up sitdown(I can plug too)

PPS hooker with a penis, I liked your take on this, what are your rates?
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lol wut
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This column and entire comment thread has been a wonderful learning experience for a 3 month old comedy-baby like myself.

Moral of all this: words and actions matter! Be nice, friends!
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Will, what you did was fucked up, grow a pair of balls and apologize, and go the fuck away, rape jokes aren't funny, period. Also, what you perceive being funny to the people around you and what is actually funny are two entirely different things. It would help you be less of a shithead if you learned that, and I most certainly speak from experience.
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Will Woodruff, you admit you attacked someone who wasn't attacking you: "keep in mind other comics went at me from with the god mic from off stage, and I just lashed out, and in this case I did hit a bystander". Attacking someone who did nothing to you and is unable to fight back at that moment seems like bullying to me.

Someone allegedly got on your case via the PA (perhaps one of the organizers). It wasn't Barbara Holm and you knew it. You admit she wasn't doing anything to you, but you attacked her by name. In your first comment, you admit your attack was motivated by an agenda: "I was calling you on something... something that annoys more people than just myself," and by "something" you mean she dared to criticized rape jokes in general before.

Rather than respond to the people who you claim were actually giving you a hard time, you singled out a woman who hasn't singled you out just because you find her criticism of rape culture annoying. As if it was her fault or responsibility for your failure to be funny.

Worst of all, when she writes about this in the abstract, keeping your identity secret. You get enraged and identify yourself and continue to act like it's somehow not your fault you attacked someone who did nothing to you.

Just own up to targeting a woman because that's how you roll when you bomb. Admit you've got a grudge against Holm, apparently because she's a feminist and thus obligated to laugh at rape jokes no matter what or some resentful comedy bro crap.

Also, if you are going to be an edgy, confrontational artist - using the utterly clichΓ©, boring tactic of being shocking by being a white guy talking about rape - you don't get to demand that the audience support every joke.
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Why would anyone laugh at something they didn't find funny?...
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That wasn't bullying. Only Will gets bullied. He gets to decide. He totally knows.
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Go read his Facebook page. Maybe you guessed this, but: it's filled with lots of shitty jokes.
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Hey Seattle's not so bad.

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