If I was Jared, I'd be pissed that there's no better non-gendered word for one who sews than "sewer." Every time he gets it on with someone, he runs the risk of them thinking, "Here I am, in the sewer." Eeeww.

That’s cute. A hipster in a beanie, who obviously enjoys shopping at the unique boutiques in New Portland,........wearing a damn “fuck new portland” goodie!