Whatever, phonies. Y'all keep making me offers and treating B-Town like some kind of ersatz version of this particular dating site.
ROM wants to dreadlock my hair.
Night Moves offered to dreadlock my pubes.
Graham offered to deliver me a hemp cheese Boboli pizza in a dragon lace two-piece.
Ahayron just wouldn't stop crying.
CC offered to "smack it up, flip it and rub it down," whatever that means.
Not sure why Zingy needs to pay for it. In Newport Beach you can walk down the street and if you "Namaste!" passing women you'll get laid on the spot. (Try to pick a soft spot if you can. It's gentlemanly.)
Bow's got the dating beat.
Least this is honest. Except Zingy. "Buddhist"? Fucking liar.
I'm also for setting them on fire.
ROM wants to dreadlock my hair.
Night Moves offered to dreadlock my pubes.
Graham offered to deliver me a hemp cheese Boboli pizza in a dragon lace two-piece.
Ahayron just wouldn't stop crying.
CC offered to "smack it up, flip it and rub it down," whatever that means.