The 2018 Mercury Reader Valentines!
♥ L You have such an amazing mind & body. I can’t thank u enough cuz I’m an idiot. Btw sorry to be so crass but u hv the greatest ass.U deserve the best.A
♥ LALE Lovely Darling Lale! Thanks for exploring this globe together for the 10 yrs! What a hoot to ride, paddle, pedal, & stroll around the world with you!
♥ LARA. You’re the best bouk, thanks for moving me here sweetie
♥ LAURA Happy divorce! This year will be the best- you deserve it. You always did all the work anyways. Love, your Portland friends
♥ LAURA & BEVERLY Happy Valentines Day! Here’s to many more violent and adult themed episodes of Altered Carbon and life sized teddy bear destuffings.
♥ LAURA FAY You give me tummy bugs, and they itch every day! Thanks for the load you shot into my heart, I love ya. Sooo glad we ignored Dan Savage’s advice!
♥ LAUREN Not last year; but the two prior, meant to write you something sweet. This year all ready shaping up to be so much sweeter. Thanks dude. Love, Mario.
♥ LAUREN You are the Mohammad Ali of callipygian! You really are the greatest. I adore you. Thank you for always keeping it special and fun!!
♥ LAURENGE And now it’s been officially ten years. I know you haven’t had the best year, so I can’t wait to see when things get better. Love always. XOXO --Russ
♥ LAURIE I just wanted to let you know that you are amazing. I know things have been tough lately, but I love you more than I ever have. I love you so - M
♥ LÉ MONSTÈRE Here’s to second chances, children and menu changes, my fierce warrior Chef-Queen, my love!! UR the Xavier to my Magneto. I love the fuck outta u!! XO
♥ LEC Hey boo, thanks for keeping that booty delicious after all this time. Can’t wait to eat it forever.
♥ LEMON You are my favorite person in the whole wide world, forever and ever.
♥ LESLIE L I know you read the Mercury every week and hopefully when you read this you’ll start thinking of me. (Listen to Flamingos-Mio Amore) Always, Charles.
♥ LEVI Two ones!? I know we’re all adjusting to life as a family of 4, but there’s really no one else I’d rather have by my side on this adventure. I love!
♥ LIAM Pure of heart, independent, kind. Innocence intact, sharp like a knife. The world is lost to you. Piercing blue sky, red sunset wandering in the wood.
♥ LIBBY Happy 3 year anniversary! I love you so much. Being with you fills my days with joy. I look forward many nights huddled with you around a camp fire.
♥ LIFE GIVER Thnx 4 birthing me into this shitty ass world & making sure I know that life is worth living by showing me more luv then any1 could ever no. I loue u!
♥ LIGHT O’ MY LIFE Nothing beats waking up next to you, except maybe going sampling with you, taking care of His knees, or listening to you read. Hereâ€™s to the next 15+!
♥ LIL NILLIE You make our heart sing! Happy Valentines Day to the best wife, friend and dog Ma two could ever ask for! We luv ya tons!! Jeff & Rita
♥ LIL PEEP Im not religious but I am trying yo believe you are in a better place with my cat Humper. I love you. You are forever in my heart.
♥ LILAH Always thinking you, bb-san.
♥ LIL’ SCOOPER Hereâ€™s to hoping that our second date is as good as the first. Letâ€™s make babies?
♥ LILLY It has been good hanging out, and while I am still smitten, platonic works. You are an incredible person, and I am happy to call you a friend. - J
♥ LINDA You’re my prince, you’re my frog, you’re my toad, you’re my snake. Love, Michala
♥ LINDA KAYE Ima lova,lova,lova you my soulmate.
♥ LINDSAY The tradition continues! You’ll never know if this is Alec or Jessica but no matter who it is I/we love you very much!
♥ LINDSEY Here’s to another year of 5Ks and rice bowls. Love yoy
♥ LINTY TOOTS Happy valentines days smoochie! You are a true gentleman and scholar XxOoXxxOOoXXOOx
♥ LISA You are my rock! LT, Harry and I are the luckiest animals out there! Love you TONS
♥ LITTLE MISS It’s been such a weird, tough year. But I’m grateful to find us still standing by each other. I love you more and more. Be my sexy Valentine? --Rob
♥ LIZ Check it out! Lizard + The Wizard!
♥ LIZ, “TRADITION”...â€traditionâ€ With giggles and swoons, MAX PS- I also thought â€œMADE YOU LOOK!â€ would be funny.
♥ LIZZY I miss you more than millennials are missing Snapchat’s old format
♥ LOG JAMMER This year will be remembered as International Fuck Fest 2018! Let’s see if we can’t also buy a house and join the Mile High Club! Love, Can’t Finish..
♥ LORD FRANK Would love to have your hands on me..... Always your sweet kitten... and Lady. Happy Valentines’s Day Handsome! Love those hugs!!!
♥ LOVAH LOVAH Happy anniversary. All I ever wanted was for you to be happy & content.I love you more than anything or anyone...for anytime;past, present & future.
♥ LOVE OF MY LIFE... I miss you when you’re not near me, I need your touch, your lips, your smell, your presence near me.
♥ LOVEGIRL I know it is incredibly cliche but there is really nothing more to say You are my everything And I will love you forever - beyond the end of time
♥ LOVEKIM What if we had never met would I still be a marionette dancing along your strings? Though we were so very far apart you still found my beating heart.
♥ LOVELY LAURA Hope you still feel like I am the right1 You thought I’d forget and not write1 Lets go on a D8 n stay out 2 late I’ll show U my heart n my big 1
♥ Lovely Lobkin! I adore you. Thank you so much for being in my life. I hope you have the best year ever, and I hope to spend more time with you.
♥ LOVER TITS I love you...more than life. P.S. Moose Cock!
♥ LOVERBUNNY love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you longtime better park of a decade
♥ LUCILLE I love you and the life we’re building together. These past 5 years have been the best of my life, and I’m looking forward to many, many more. <3
♥ LUCY FIRE I love u I’m so glad to finally meet my true soulmate you’ve made my life comple
♥ LUE Eliza’s alright but you’re the REAL best of wives and best of women. Can you tell I’ve been doing my homework?!? XOXO
♥ LUEBELL I am so glad I am your mom.You are the best thing on this planet buona notte always. Mommy
♥ LUKE I’m in lesbians with you Trink
♥ LULU “Old man, get out of the seat near me so the cute guy can sit next to me.” And then I did... Love you, bing bong!
♥ LUNCH SQUAD This last year together has been so incredible. U keep my heart and stomach full. U know how to always make me laugh. Y’all the buzz to my woody. ILY
♥ LYNDSE I love you so much!
♥ MACKIN My favorite weirdo. How lucky we are to have found each other. I love you!
♥ MADDY I wallaby your valentine. Signed, a local knife expert. PS: I’m serious about the couch
♥ MADELINE I will always love you, ya weirdo. You will always have my heart.
♥ MADELINE May our threads forever cross, no matter the paths that we may weave. Yours always, Tommy-o.
♥ MADWOOD Somedays are better than others, but no day is complete in your absence. The memories of you, carry me through and right into your arms, again. #aott
♥ MAGGIE It’s not like this is a new thing, but we keep loving each other and the sun keeps rising and setting and I feel lucky that it’s you I wake up beside.
♥ MAGIC MAN You fill me up when Im empty, you feed me vegetables, feet together in bed,magic of loving myself overflows to the love I feel for you, Honey Dragon
♥ MAGICBUZ Let the Good Times roll! Always! Cheers!
♥ MAGS You are so wonderful and sweet to me. You are the light of my life and i love you so much! To another 8 years and mote fun to come.
♥ MAGS You’ve been the best thing to happen to me in quite a while. I don’t even mind your cats poopie feet.
♥ MAILMAN NICK Hi my lovey hi my sweetie hi my baby. I love you SO MUCH. XOXO
♥ MAMA (LORETA) Mama, Thank you so much for everything you do <3 We love you!! Now you have a letter to find in the paper Love, Hunter, Vida, Tata, Niko, and Luna
♥ MAMA BEAR I love thee Mama with hair like silk, lips like cherries, skin like milk. Your shell like ears, and eyes so black, like frying pans. Love, Bear Head
♥ MANIC PIXIE DREAMBOY The chemistry is undeniable the circumstances are not optimal. You’re mean, I’m crazy, we should’ve at least met up for coffee. I want my print 11x14.
♥ MARCK Your scent of Carolinian tumbleweed or last nights pizza, I don’t know which I prefer — but I love you nonetheless even though you love ikea more.
♥ MARGARITA MATT Every day that I wake up and see you next to me, I know I’m the luckiest person alive. I love you forever <3 Cassandra PS u still got dat juicy booty
♥ MARIE, The last 5 years have been the most wonderful & fulfilling in my life; the rest of our lives can’t come fast enough. I love you with all of my heart!
♥ MARK I’m more in like with you than I was when we married. I love you but I’ll have to be buried (or cremated preferably). No taxidermy Forever & Always E
♥ MARK You’re my favorite human and I adore you -m
♥ MARKMOTOHEAD May your days be bright, your motors run strong, your projects get done, and our love burn long. Happy Valentines Day # 20, here’s to many more. Xoxox
♥ MARS We’ve waited so long for each other; knowing we deserve this. Thank you for being my goddess! I live to worship you and savor your affection.
♥ MARY I’m sorry for ruining Valentine’s day last year. I was a fool but I’m workin on that. Do-over in 2019? I still believe in us. I miss your tiny boobs
♥ MARY you’re such a wonderful shining light, you’re beautiful and you’re sweet and I’m so glad we found each other
♥ MARY B. Will you be my Valentine you foxy vixen I love you so much and I don’t know what I would do without you. P.S. Sammy loves you 2
♥ MARY JO You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear. Luv U!
♥ MARY LOU I know I’m being cheesy, but it’s true. I’ll never find anyone quite like you. I truly love you, my darling Mary Lou.
♥ MARY’S CLUB DANCERS and staff: I’m continually in awe of what amazing badasses y’all are. Thanks for creating a community open even to wayward bankers. Love, your client
♥ MASTER DADDY SIR M’L I crave your whispers & kisses on my neck. I long to worship your magnificent manhood. I submit to your orders & enthusiastically accept my rewards!
♥ MASTER OF MY UNIVERSE I remember how I felt when you said” I think I’m failing in love with you” I still feel that way now, I lover you my Belli
♥ MATT for your corny jokes and teasing. for being by my side at every up and every down. for making these past few weeks bearable. i love you.
♥ MATTHEW JAMES You are the love of my life & I am so happy that we are together. You make me so proud & I am excited to see where life takes us. Samson loves you too
♥ MATTY It’s been a little over a year since we met, & already I can’t imagine my life w/o you in it. You make me a better person, & I love you so very much!
♥ MAU-CA Of all the happiest, luckiest days in my life, The best must surely be the day I first kissed you. And my happiest dreams just keep on a-coming true
♥ MAUREEN You are the best wife a man could ever ask for I love you more each and everyday
♥ MAV LOML I have waited my whole life for you and cannot wait to continue our life together with loads of laughs & love. TOPIC, be mine! X o X o X
♥ MAX “Always remember, there is nothing worth sharing like the love that lets us share our name.” 5 years and going strong, I love you more every day. -Boo
♥ MAX I love you more than Frank loves rum ham. Happy Valentine’s Day! -- Sarah
♥ MAXO We go together like Boss Ross and trees. Lets go get some Toadstool. Like right now. Love, Callie.
♥ MAYA I’m looking forward to another year of forest hikes, lazy Sundays, and cooking adventures with you! Love, A.
♥ MAYOR WHEELER Big thanks for carrying water with the $450m freeway expansion. Couldn’t have got fossil-fuel infrastructure in town without your help! Yours, ODOT
♥ MÍ VIDA No matter where we end up or how long it takes to decide, soy tuya. Para siempre, en donde sea. La S ama a la Yadi
♥ MCGOO Once you were unknown/to me, you made me mortal/Now you’re my heart’s orchestra
♥ MCKENNA I love you forever! You are the best wife, friend and adventure partner in the world! Beedoo
♥ ME I love you even if no one else does
♥ MEANEY I’ll love you forever and miss you even longer. Thanks for being the best friend a girl could ask for. xoxo sb
♥ MEEMS! Check it out, my V Day shout-out to you was published in the paper! If this isn’t love, then love doesn’t exist. (I better get laid for this) Mooms
♥ MEGADOODLE You are still the prince wife of my heart, the best human, and the one I love most...second only to Maya...just kidding, it’s a tie!
♥ MEGC Portland has roses Monkshood is blue No number of crows remember all my luv 4 U choo choo choose me
♥ MEGGGY Me and fuzzbutt (aka BAE) love you very much.
♥ MEL I love you more every day. There isn’t a day that goes by that I wonder if you’re the one for me. I’m so happy you said yes.
♥ MELINDA Valentines doesn’t mean much to me, but you mean everything to me. So happy Valentine’s Day mom!
♥ MELISSA I am breathing, trusting, and believing that we will be able to have pie together. xxox Papa Smurf
♥ MERCURY STAFF Thanks for all your hard work, and for being my much adored Portland family. <3
♥ MERIDIAN u love having stinks. every day a new stink. and u love it. ur eyes shine brighter than frank ocean. thank u for being here c u soon haha
♥ MESSY BEAR *My heart is spoken for, completely realized, fulfilled, and all yours. I want for nothing. Boom-arm outstretched. I love you. I love you forever.
♥ MF Happy Valentines Day! I <3 you! Love, SF
♥ ~MICHAEL~ I LOVE YOU~ YOU ARE MY ULTIMATE DREAM CRUSH, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE BEST KISSER~ I WISH WE MET IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN PRETEND WE DID.
♥ MICHAEL you’re my favorite xo
♥ MICHAEL B Nine Valentine’s Days and I am still crazy about you after all these years and my head is still spinning. Let’s go to a concert! Love you <3 Samantha
♥ MICHAELB To the Sweetest Sweetie in the Whole Wide World! I <3 U!!! XOXO- Barbie
♥ MICHEAL, I adore you, my best friend and life love! Joyous times flow through us with such sweet grace. I’m forever grateful your presence in PDX and my life!
♥ MICHELE Lil’ darling,I feel that ice is slowly melting Honey,it seems like years since it’s been clear Here comes the sun and I say Its all right. xo, mike
♥ MICHELLE You are fucking beautiful!! Ohhhhh.... and dat ass Let’s get stoned and hang out soon
♥ MICIFU We started with some flatties now we’re here! You and Nacho are my entire world. I love you both so much and couldn’t be happier in life. Besos amor!
♥ MICRO Hey lovey beans 6 years and thousands of beers! I love you more than hairspray and sequins! Xoxo
♥ MIDGE Here’s to all the fun and rubby goodness we share. You’re the most handsome, sexy, fun guy a gal could have as a partner in crime. xoxoxoxo Gidge
♥ MIDGE Rolling into another year, looking forward to it all, your imperfectly perfect BF is declaring his love for you and Paul McCartney. Deal! xoxo GIDGE
♥ MIDNIGHT MATTY You’re the best I ever had, and you know it. Read this and come find me...I’ll bring the rope! I love you forever ps
♥ MIKE 20+ years of Valentines Day! From our early days of homemade cards and dinners to the fancy meals we shared as 2. I’ve loved every one. Love Kami
♥ MIKE THE GROWNUP We are here to propose! Be our son’s godfather!
♥ MILLS ;* the sun to my moon, the flaker to my hardi b, the pee to my anal -you’re my fav lil cutie. let’s keep discussin liquid, mixed bags, and puggers forev!
♥ MISS POOPS I rub you so so much! - Mister Toots
♥ MISSMISS i relish our lifelong adventure. love to catsup with you soon. once we’ve mustard marriage, we can do anything. mayo love me forever like i do you.
♥ MISTER MAN You might suggest I dream of robot bodies & zinnias, of ocean waves & evergreens, of starships & stretchy socks, but I always & only dream of you.
♥ MLE Another year of adventures! I know we’re both psyched for you to have your own place, we’ll get there soon! <3 B
♥ MOE Happy Valentines Day Babe! You are the best, most hard working, smart, intuitive, funny, caring and best guy I know and I am so lucky. Handsome too ;)
♥ MOISAN Happy Valentines Day I love you baby! Smooth LD
♥ MOLLY I love you more than Kirby loves apple sticks!
♥ MOLLY, MY BFF I was in love the first time I ever laid eyes on you and it’s grown each and every year. Thanks for letting me join you on this wild ride of life. MWA
♥ MOLLZ BALLZ 2 WALLZ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PIZZA!
♥ MOM AND DAD Thank you for always taking care of me when I’m sick, looking after me when in healthy and paying for my massive obsession with circus. I love you!
♥ MOMMA MSW Whether listening to Keak da Sneak or E-40 like we used to, geeking out on some Carcassonne, or raising a child, I cherish our journey. 143 Nubh minh!
♥ MOMMY A you are the best mommy ever xoxo nora
♥ MOMO I can be a bit squirrelly from time to time, but there’s no otter chipmunk I’d rather crack shellfish with. All the bear hugs, laughter & love - B.
♥ MONKEY I’ve lived to see your glory. You are my wonders great and small. Someday this tomcat you will marry. There’s hope for our ass after all. -Beetle
♥ MONKEY LOVE BISCUIT You’re my hero and my lifesaver and I don’t know what I’d do without you. Let’s ignore all of our responsibilities and run away to Paris.
♥ MONSIEUR PHILIPE Here’s to 16 years of adventures, music, book group, homemade gluten free bread, and extra long snuggles. You are my new (and old) favorite! love, e
♥ MOOLS Thanks for staying the Whiskey Pringles to my Lizard Man-Baby! I love you more than mini pigs and the WWE, and I love the WWE. Beep! Beep!
♥ MORGAN While I deeply enjoy our correspondence, I eagerly anticipate having you in my mouth, again.
♥ MOTHERTREEBIRD Thank you for keeping our tree blooming and our bird singing. Amazing ornithologist dendrologist May I Let Fly. Lets take a tumble under the moon.
♥ MR. DOUTIBATUM <3 <3 <3 Through Hell and back, you and me till we die! Adventure Buddies 4 LYFE!!! <3 <3 <3
♥ MR. NAPNAPS Maru tonight? Vodka shots on me...literally.
♥ MR. NIGHT VIVA LA SANCHO!!!
♥ MR. SEELEY After 3 years of bicoastal life: we get to finally be together in the big apple this year. I love you, darling. - Mrs. Seeley
♥ MR. WINDY Together, we will crush 2018 as an unstoppable force! Let the margaritas and nachos overfloweth! Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of... eternal love!
♥ MR.D You are my pen to my paper, pancake to syrup, cookies and milk, heart to chest cavity. We just are meant to be! Love you now and forever. MrsD
♥ MRS HOBSON I will love you forever and always. You mean the world to me and are my world. You make everyone smile and your the kindest person I know
♥ MRS WINDY You now I love you more than seagulls love garbage, but goddammit, if you don’t stop making popcorn, you’re OUTTA here! XOXO
♥ MRS. D I said I’ll make you smile for the simple fact I’m good at it, I’ll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it. Happy Valentines day! Mr. D
♥ MULDER Oh baby, don’t you go all supernatural on me, supernaturally!
♥ MW Valentine’s Day is super lame. Being your valentine is super duper. Thanks for being the sexiest ever. E. B.
♥ MY BOSS It’s been bittersweet to watch you plan your wedding. She loves you but I love you too. I hope this doesn’t make things awkward. Dutifully, Willow.
♥ MY CHEECHEEE ILY more than all the other cheecheees in the world. Thanks for being such a standup human, partner, & friend! You make my life sweeter in every way.
♥ MY DEAR BRIGHT EYES You are my morning ray of sunshine, my warmth of a new day, and my shimmering falling stars. I love you.
♥ MY GIRL You fill my heart with love. Jerk. I am grateful for you every day. More tartar sauce please.
♥ MY HUSFOX What a hunk. Your beautiful smile & gorgeous eyes, you are a dream. Your love is pure gold. I love you with all of my heart. #husfox
♥ MY LITTLE BABY I love you so much. Even if youre a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt Love, TBHM
♥ MY LITTLE CAN BEANS You are my favorite person. You are my little breadstick, my precious pipper. Let’s make a little barnacle. Namaste.
♥ MY LOVELY JAIME You are the funniest, most compassionate, beautiful, and better at most board games than me. Life would suck without you in it. Love always Doug
♥ MY LOVELY M, I love you. And before you ask, it’s because you are loving, driven, beautiful, clever and really sassy. Life with you is joyful. Your loving man, TLC
♥ MY MAN MIKE So many ‘bonding opportunities’ in our near, 18 years together : ) Proud, grateful & still excited to be your’s, always & forever. ~Michele.
♥ MY MEL There are not words for the amount of love I have for you. May our future be filled with love and happiness
♥ MY SWEET LOVE BUB I love you w/all my heart. Thank you for allowing me to be the mighty Sequoia deep in your forest. You help me be a better man every day. Happy V Day!
♥ MY THREESOME Happy Valentine’s Day to my threesome! Love you both very much & wishing you the most fabulous day! *MUAH*
♥ MYLINDA my Sweet Sexy Awesome ‘S.B.U.’ what a fun, wild n crazy ‘17!!! my heart won’t let go...what will be in ‘18??? your story...my Amazing Princess, LSL!