... BUFFALO, NEW YORK! Congrats to the early bird shoppers of Buffalo, who piled up in a squealing mass of humanity when the doors of the local Target store were thrown open on the biggest/nastiest shopping day of the year. Thankfully nobody appears to have been seriously hurt, except maybe for that one guy doubled over in pain. Luckily, today is Cyber Monday, which typically has all the discounts without the body counts!