The Eclipse Issue

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How to Make Your Own Eclipse

It’s Super Easy, Everybody

Eclipse Your Doubts with Totality Horoscopes!

Why Not? Everything Is Made Up Anyway

Eclipse Events Calendar!

The Only Actually Useful Thing in the Mercury’s Eclipse Issue

Fact: The Laws of God and Man Are Suspended During an Eclipse.

Plan Accordingly.

I Am Mortified by the Attention and Apologize for the Disruption

This Is Just the Worst

Okay, Fuck This Eclipse

Editorial Opinion by A Rooster