BAD NEWS FIRST. Are you going to see The Hobbit? Oh, okay! Hope you enjoy being complicit in THE DEATHS OF 27 ANIMALS.
NOW SOME GOOD NEWS. In the Mercury's ongoing attempts to wring as much semi-entertaining content as possible out of an exhausted-and-not-really-all-that-funny-in-the-first-place blog post, Suzette Smith has made a comic out of the Blogtown Quest to Denny's for Hobbit Breakfast! Nice work, Suzette!
Read the rest here.