The Reverend Bob Levy has a dirty mouth, loves to lick women's asses (two separate qualities), cures hangovers with booze, and, along with the rest of the Killers of Comedy, is a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show. See the Reverend, Sal the Stockbroker, Shuli, Yucko the Clown, Jason Stewart, and Oregon's own Gary the Retard perform this Saturday in all their disgusting, drunken, depraved, and delicious glory.
MERCURY: What's the funniest thing to you?
BOB LEVY: Watching a fat girl eat.
Women always say a sense of humor is a man's most important quality. Are they lying?
Yeah, women lie about everything. The most important thing is how much money a guy makes. That's why you see all these millionaires that are ugly motherfuckers getting laid. Nobody would fuck Brad Pitt if he worked at a gas station.
You know, that's true, 'cause if you see pictures of Brad Pitt when he was young, he looks totally white trash.
Yeah, see, money makes you look better.
What do you think the juiciest story is in the news right now?
That guy who looks like the praying mantis who says he killed the kid. That's a weird motherfucker. There's somebody who's looking for press. I mean, the way I see it, I shoulda gone on the news and said I killed the kid. I would've sold out Portland three times by now.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I had no idea. Maybe a baseball player. I do comedy because I can't do anything else. I can't spell. I can't read.
You can't read?
Not really, not too much.
Nah, it's not. I get to bang strippers, so that makes up for it.
When did you develop your affinity for ass-licking?
Probably when I was about 18. I just tried it one night and I was like, "this ain't too bad." Sometimes it tastes better than the other side.
Do you ever request that women take a shower before you lick their ass?
No, I never do a request. It's up to them. If they allow it, I figure, "it's good." Sometimes you get a bad one, but what the hell. Same thing happens with a banana.