Portland Timbers vs. New York Red Bulls
There were a lot of positives to take away from the Timber’s 3-1 home win over Los Angeles earlier this month; veteran captain Liam Ridgewell returning from injury and scoring the game’s opening goal was encouraging, but even more crucial was his ability to link up with the newly signed Larrys Mabiala and anchor a backline that needs to be clinical heading into the final stretch of the season. Playoff races don’t get any tighter than they are right now, and the Timbers will need to take full advantage of every home match from here on out. CHIPP TERWILLIGER
7 pm, Providence Park, $45-200, all ages

Logan Lucky
Logan Lucky is consistently hilarious and unexpectedly sweet. And in an era when America’s economic disparities threaten to tear the country apart, watching a bunch of blue-collar Southerners try to screw over the rich and undermine class-based capitalism certainly feels culturally relevant. But more than anything else, this thing is fast and funny and fun—and a reminder of how much better movies are when Soderbergh’s making them. Here’s hoping he sticks around. ERIK HENRIKSEN
Various Theaters, see Movie Times for showtimes and locations

Eclipse Hate: Solidarity with Charlottesville
Portland’s Resistance will lead a non-violent march in solidarity with the community and victims of Charlottesville. As millions of tourists flock to the Pacific Northwest to see the solar eclipse, the rally will center itself on eclipsing hate. EMILLY PRADO
5:30 pm, Salmon Street Fountain, free

Quincy Jones & Friends
Not to be confused with Rashida and Kidada’s dad, this Quincy Jones is a winsome comedian from LA by way of Seattle, and lucky for us, he’s bringing his winning personality, expert crowdwork, and varsity-level observational humor to the Siren Theater, now on a monthly basis. He’s also bringing some of his favorite stand-up friends, so you’ll want to be there, unless you hate laughter and joy. MEGAN BURBANK
8 pm, Siren Theater, $12-15

Ozomatli, La Misa Negra
Since forming in 1995, eclectic LA six-piece Ozomatli has become known as the Dioses del Baile (Gods of Dance). Their music pulls from modern and classic Latin, hip-hop, urban, and other world music, and they’re highly lauded for their political activism. They’re also great live—anyone who started college at the University of Oregon in 2006 will probably remember the outdoor concert/dance party they put on in the quad. JENNI MOORE
9 pm, Aladdin Theater, $25

Zachary Schomburg
Schomburg's first novel, Mammother, is being published on September 26. To celebrate this event, he will be reading it at Kate Bingaman-Burt's studio space. Not excerpts of it. Not passages from it. He's reading the whole damn thing, and will be accompanied by live music from local ambient artists including Angie Sabin, Johnny Ziegler, Derek Hunter Wilson, Jonathan Raissi, Edgar MP, and Shannon Rose Steele.
6:16 pm, Outlet

Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Love & Comedy Tour
Author, humorist, and radio host Garrison Keillor brings his "Prairie Home Love & Comedy Tour" to the Oregon Zoo. Expect two-plus hours of stories, love duets, Guy Noir, Cowboys, poetic outbursts, singing intermission, and whatever else Keillor decides to haul out from the midwest.
7 pm, Oregon Zoo, $42.50-102.50, all ages

Jeff's Plasma Blast 2.0
It’s the second annual Jeff’s Plasma Blast, a festival founded by psych-punk trio Skelevision (FKA Thong) and inspired by the one and only Jeff Goldblum. This year’s lineup is almost entirely local, excluding Seattle’s Fabulous Downey Brothers and Walter TV of Vancouver, BC. If you’re not afraid to dive into the plasma pool, this all-ages show is a must. CERVANTE POPE
2:30 pm, Hawthorne Theatre, $12-15

Tony Starlight Showroom 3rd Anniversary
Mr. Starlight presents a classy evening of showtunes, lounge classics, and his inimitable style and sense of humor in celebration of the showroom turning three, with help from his All-Star horns.
6:45 pm, The Tony Starlight Showroom, $30-75

Michelle Tea
Beloved author, poet, and queercore icon Michelle Tea reads from her latest book, Modern Tarot, an approachable guide to unlocking the power of tarot card reading.
7:30 pm, Powell's City of Books, free

Washed Out
Thanks to “Feel It All Around” being the theme song of the controversial TV series Portlandia, there’ll always be an association between Portland and Washed Out (AKA Ernest Greene). But Greene’s much more than that overplayed single—this summer he released Mister Mellow, his shortest, sweetest, and most sample-driven album yet. It’s saturated with the grooves of genres like disco, funk, house, and pop, all in a bite-sized, easily digestible package. DELANEY MOTTER
9 pm, Roseland, $23, all ages

Zeke, Bomb Squad, The Lovesores
The long-running Seattle-based hardcore outfit bring their fast and energetic blend of punk and metal back to Portland for the first time in a long time. Read our article on Zeke.
9 pm, Tonic Lounge, $15

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