The Breeders, Post Pink
After a 25-year hiatus, the original lineup of The Breeders (twins Kim and Kelley Deal, Josephine Wiggs, and Jim Macpherson) is taking its comeback album All Nerve on the road. With haunting harmonies, grungy, mesmerizing baselines and bold lyrics, the alt-rock band has clearly aged well. They’re gracing the Crystal with Post Pink, a punchy punk group dubbed “Best Band” by Baltimore’s weekly rag in 2016. ALEX ZIELINSKI
8:30 pm, Crystal Ballroom, $25, all ages

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Cecile Richards, Andi Zeisler
As the outgoing president of Planned Parenthood, the daughter of legendary Democratic Texas Governor Ann Richards, and (I think) the hair inspiration for Claire Underwood, Cecile Richards is one of the United States’ most visible advocates for reproductive rights and gender equality, at a time when Republican attacks make expanding and protecting both especially critical. Richards announced her resignation from Planned Parenthood in January (and will officially leave this spring), but her work is far from done. She’s just published a book, Make Trouble, recounting her experiences watching her mother’s rise to power and starting out her own career in labor organizing. At her book tour stop in Portland, Richards will be speaking with Bitch Media co-founder Andi Zeisler, and OH! TO BE A FLY ON THAT WALL! MEGAN BURBANK
7:30 pm, Revolution Hall, $37

The Residents
You know what's three times as scary as a killer leprechaun?! HUGE eyeball people who wear tuxedos, that's what. Don't miss those legendary weirdoes the Residents as they bring their trippy multimedia shenanigans to town. They'll be sporting new sequin-y, gas mask-y, dreadlock-y outfits, which might be even creepier than those middle-distance-staring eyeball masks. COURTNEY FERGUSON
8:30 pm, Wonder Ballroom, $32-35

Kung Fu Theater: The Young Master
This month’s installment in Dan Halsted’s ongoing celebration of all things whoop-ass is a rare 35mm print of 1980’s The Young Master, the film that capitalized on a young Jackie Chan’s early promise in films like Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow and the original (and much less interesting than its all-timer of a successor) Drunken Master. The Young Master is where Jackie’s blend of comedy and carefree destruction solidly locked into the formula that would make him the biggest action star in the world. In fact, this film and its jaw-dropping final fight was the first to earn Jackie more plaudits—and more importantly to the studios, more money—than the legendary Bruce Lee. BOBBY ROBERTS
7:30 pm, Hollywood Theatre, $7-9

Peppa Pig Live!
Peppa Pig and Co. return to the Schnitz with their newest action-packed live show, Peppa Pig's Surprise.
6 pm, Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, $29.50-59.50, all ages

Devin the Dude, Willy J Peso, M.Dot-80, Stevo the Weirdo
An alum of Scarface's Facemob, Devin the Dude struck out on his own back in '98, wowing underground hip-hop audiences with his blend of quirky, intelligent, and often fall-down funny lyrics ladled atop some devilishly wicked beats. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
9 pm, Jack London Revue, $20-35

Comedy Night at the Portland Mercado
Indulge in some tasty food while taking in a free evening of comedy at the Portland Mercado, with stand-up performances from Kat Buckley, Ben Warren, Brandon Lyons, and Julia Ramos. Hosted by Lauren Schaefer
8 pm, Portland Mercado, free

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