Sad Day Sad Pride
Valentines hosts a special Pride Week installment of DJ Buckmaster's Sad Day drag show, with pity performances from Sophor, Jerms, Debris, Lynx, Mantifa, FaunDae, Shelby Lynn, and Tina Truvada.
10 pm, Valentines, $10

Slant: Live Queer Storytelling
The original LGBTQ storytelling event returns to the Mississippi stage just in time for Pride, with true, live stories from Ebo Barton, Mitch Mitchell, Shannon McClure, Kronda Adair, Abel Valladares, and more. Hosted by SisterBritt.
7 pm, Mississippi Studios, $13

Lez Stand Up: PRIDE
If any regular stand-up showcase is going to do Pride right, it's gonna be this one: Lez Stand Up makes sure to celebrate "the high holy homosexual holidays" with sets from Carlos the Rollerblader, Corina Lucas, Alayna Becker, Laura Anne Whitley, and Katie Piatt, as well as a new segment called Lez Sit Down, all hosted by Bob Wolf and Kirsten Kuppenbender.
8 pm, Siren Theater, $12-15

Stars, Shamir
The long-running indie rock and chamber pop ensemble out of Montreal make their way back to Portland in support of their 2017 full-length, There Is No Love in Fluorescent Light.
8 pm, Aladdin Theater, $22-25, all ages

Hurry Up, Mr. Wrong, Lost Nerves, Ex-Kids
Hurry Up is the unholy trinity of Maggie Vail (bass), Kathy Foster (drums), and Westin Glass (guitar). It’s also kind of a super-group: Vail fronted the now-defunct Bangs, she and Foster represent two-thirds of the Strange Babes DJs, and Foster and Glass play in the Thermals. On their debut self-titled EP, Hurry Up sounds fluent in the lo-fi punk tradition of Dead Moon—all three sing (and scream) over big, razor-edged guitar riffs and drum attacks more intimidating than a charging rhinoceros. CIARA DOLAN
8 pm, High Water Mark

Back to the Future Part II
Once upon the 1980s, a young Republican in a life-vest, with the help of his science friend, traveled back in time, where he had to prevent his mother’s sexual advances and instead steer her towards Crispin Glover’s dick. He succeeded, but accidentally transformed the future into Planet Las Vegas, which sounds cool, but was actually kinda shitty. Even shittier? When this movie was written, the dystopian future on display was considered a satirical, way over-the-top farce featuring a disgusting, burnt-out America embodied by a caricature of Donald Trump that went too easy on the man by at least half. Back to the Future Part II was always the most mean-spirited film in the trilogy, sometimes aiming for spirited but landing in teeth-on-tinfoil territory. Watching it in 2018? If it wasn't for the whole time-travel thing, you would swear this shit was a documentary. BOBBY ROBERTS
4:5 pm, 9:55 pm, Academy Theater, $3-4

Ezza Rose, The Domestics, Dumb Thumbs
Portland singer/songwriter Ezza Rose heads out to the Fixin' To in support of her excellent new album No Means No. Across seven shimmering pop-rock tracks, Rose examines the weight of words, particularly in terms of boundaries and forgiveness.
9 pm, The Fixin' To, $5

Deathlist, Black Fruit, Reclining Nude
Deathlist is the solo recording project of Summer Cannibals bassist Jenny Logan, offering up frenzied punk rock that riffs wildly in a buzzy entanglement of guitar-driven chaos.
8 pm, White Owl Social Club, free

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