And that's why we're watching the playoffs from home. And that team that knocked Zizzo out and scored the decisive goal while he was on the pitch, ending our playoff hopes and cementing theirs? They're playing for the championship in a couple weeks....
Ah yes, Portland. Where you'd rather be nice than right. Where discussion beats the living crap out of the bush. Where passive-aggressive nancy-boys rule. Where the mushy-headed liberals argue endlessly with the moronic conservatives. And where you think it's cool to like soccer. Of course you're the nicest. You're also the lamest.