TV Apr 27, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Do They Have Wall-to-Wall in Heaven? Because the Empire Carpet Man is Dead!

Denis C. Theriault
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I'm not sure this holds the same with Portlanders. Maybe titled "The Tom Peterson of Chicago" ?
Cory G on April 27, 2011 at 2:13 PM Report this
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I spent a few years in Chicago as a kid, I remember this guy. Seems like he had a good life.
Fruit Cup on April 27, 2011 at 3:52 PM Report this
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So God has called Hauldren on the carpet, eh? Go easy on him, YHWH, but You know what to do when whoever wrote that jingle and forced me to memorize that phone number comes up for Judgement... NO MERCY!
Todd Mecklem on April 27, 2011 at 8:05 PM Report this
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5-8-8-2300....Em-PIRE!
LawyerPepper on April 28, 2011 at 9:11 PM Report this

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