I always knew SpongeBob was the "quicker-picker-upper"

For some reason the women weren't persuaded by his entreaties to "Use the sponge! USE THE SPONGE!"

BTW, Steve, I'm trying to get Sam Neill and Sam Shepard to drop by the Mercury offices later today. I do what I can for you guys.

It's a sad story. He was visiting Hollywood, just absorbing the scenery. He tries to pick up a couple of girls and discovers he isn't sponge-worthy.

It looks like he got better. I always thought this would happen in the Castro.

Every incident I've had with two females has been brief.