There is absolutely no reason why you should be watching 19 Kids and Counting—the terrrrrrible Christian TLC show featuring Dan Savage's favorite punching bags, the Duggars. However, now and then it's okay to open your fingers and take a weeeeee little sneaky peek at the fucked up lives of these people. In this clip, Papa Duggar is giving some Alan Alda-esque advice to his daughter and her future hubby (who are saving their first kiss for marriage!!) about what women really want: communication. (Thanks for the mansplanation, Jim Bob!) But the money shot comes at the 2:23 mark when Papa gives the kids a lesson in how to kiss—which is one of the most cringe-inducing, creepy moments you'll see today, I betcha! Enjoy?

UPDATE: Because everything the Duggars are involved in is terrible, this video autoplays. So check it out after the jump. Fucking Duggars.