He cut the only ginger? #OFFENDED

I will never watch this show,or even read this blog.
Both are just plain wrong.

Get over yourself. It's reality TV. It's supposed to make you think, "What the f#ck". Clearly Mandi's humor has gone completely over your head, bless your heart. A sub-par article written by a bitter, sad contributor insulting my sister is just what I needed to finally write off the Mercury for good. Put a fork in yourself, Portland Mercury - You're done.

I've never watched, yet I know the premise. This was great. I'm now wearing sweatpants.

GO JUBILEE!

Reading that was the best 6 minutes of my life. On POINT

Thank you, Campy. Now I don't have to watch the actual show! I will still however be wearing the sweatpants. My husband thanks you.

I didn't expect to read this whole article. But, you're funny, Campy!

This was hilarious. Thanks Campy!

When does Bear Grylls show up and collect the contestants' urine samples?

Hilarious. Seriously. Plus bitter and sad.

I loved it. Look forward to more! Funny and true!

Looking forward to reading these recaps for the hilarity and deep marital insights!