Worf is the fucking ambassador to the Klingon Empire, he's not piloting a ship hunting "space terrorists". And no, the horrible movies don't count.

@Spindles - So make them Klingon terrorists. It's a political mess, so they send the our Klingon Empire ambassador to observe the military operations.

Or it's a third-party that's terrorizing both the Federation and the Klingons, and Worf is heading up a joint expedition. An uneasy alliance of former enemies, a powderkeg in space.

ALSO (pushing up my glasses): It was made quite clear, after he defied orders during the Dominion War to save Jadzia Dax, that he would never ever make captain as long as he served in Starfleet.

Congratulations, Denis, on falling into Erik's nerd trap.

Don't think it's gonna happen, but as a consolation prize maybe Worf can be in the next Pee-wee Herman movie.

UGH... WHARFF IS DUMB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5EIvdRCqA

WHERE TEH FUCKSHITBALLS IS MY SPIN-OFF SERIES BASED AROUND QUARK AND HIS RULING OF THE FERANGAY AS THE GRAND NAGIS?

"SyFy"

Thanks but no thanks.

I make my *own* nerd traps, dmitrir.

AND YET NO ONE WILL OPTION MY FANFIC ABOUT Q'S SEX DUNGEON!

@DW: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ALTERNATE-VERSE I'VE OUTLINED THAT TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY WITHIN THE SMALL PERIOD OF TIME THAT WILLIAM RIKER WAS A Q. CONCEPTUALLY, HE HAD OMNIPOTENTCY AND CONTROL OVER SPACE AND TIME. HE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING IN THAT WINDOW, LIKE FINALLY GETTING HIS IMZAZANDIAN EMPATH WHORE-WIFE TO DO ANAL.

I'm beginning to think that the offices of the Mercury are one big nerd trap.

I'd watch the shit out of this. Worf is the best.

@Graham - That's why he appeared to turn down Q's gift. Because, in that brief time, he had already been, done, and seen everything. EVERYTHING.

Sounds like a great CD-Rom. I can just see that awesome Full Motion Video now!