I Am Excited. Breasts, Midnight Snack, Starfleet, Buttocks. I Love You. Yes.

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN.

That's a whole lot of hard work from a whole lot of nerds. Time well spent? Questionable.

Elevator Guinan freaks my shit out.

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Erik Henriksen

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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