Tigard: The Action Movie
"There's phosgene in the Pizza Caboose!"

Are you kidding? You mean there is a place in Oregon beside Portland?

Thanks for the pictures as proof.

Pizza Caboose was birthday party central growing up. I believe they have a caboose inside that you can take pictures in.

Ooooh...no. You should never go to Tigard. I know it's your job and all, but...no.

Take it from someone's who's unwillingly been there four times: fuck Tigard.

Tigard ain't so bad. Good Mexican food AND a hot air balloon festival. Plus now that Tualatin, Cook, and Durham parks are all connected, there's a really nice wetland path/bike route that makes getting around out there by bike way easier. And I love the Tigard Library. And... shut up about the suburbs, jerks.

Original Bavarian Sausage rights all of Tigard's wrongs.

http://www.originalbavariansausage.com

!!Get Pissed!!

Seriously.....you need to go back out there and get a photo of the "THE UN WANTS YOUR GUNS. GET US OUT OF THE UN" sign that some nutcase has had up in his yard for two decades.

And yeah: Pizza Caboose was indeed birthday party central, especially with blacklight bowling right nextdoor.

I used to get my hair cut at that place... Thanks Dad.