My journey into bewilderment and disorientation began with a toilet paper fight. I'm not sure I've recovered.

"It makes me want to pull on mama's hair...."

Also - this is the first time I've watched ANYTHING "Toddlers & Tiaras" and it's like - you know when a 3 year old toddles up to a stove and wants to touch the glowy thing?

That's my soul right now. My blistered, crying soul.

yeesh

So much toilet paper, presumably so little dietary fiber.

THINK ABOUT IT.

I need to get my hands on some of that "juice."

at 2:41, I'm pretty sure the potato creature shouts "SMILE BABY" and then promptly shits herself.

Stray Observations:

- That woman does not have a fat neck; she has a benign growth filled with delicious turducken.

- I like Go-Go juice too, but I call mine vodka.

- I think "couponer" became a viable career choice after they created a whole damn reality show about Extreme Couponing (what's the name if the show? "Maximum Couponing"? Yeah, that must be it)..

Looks like the potato monster been running around YouTube thumbing up videos and leaving comments on related videos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/alanathompson3…

Last month she went on record as being "a blunt blowin bitch" in the comments section of a Lil Wayne video, which is the internet's preferred method of confession.

As much as i hate to say it, this is a perfect example of Damosa's hatred of breeder's. And shit, they're even from Georgia...just like him.