Steven Humphrey, as ever your response is brilliant and hilarious. (BTW - After reading your columns for the last 8 decades - since grunge was strangling Seattle! - I finally saw you in person at Hump here in Portland and you were the cutest thing ever!). Just wanted to share that I too received an email like this a few months ago (though my hacker wanted $7000 bitcoins - greedy!) and as a sex-positive artist, I wrote back and said "Thanks for doing my marketing for me!" But then I kind of got pissed, and decided take it further. I arranged for a Masturbate-a-thon to raise money for Planned Parenthood. We held it Oct. 2nd at The Sanctuary Club here in Portland, and while we didn't quite raise $7k, we did raise $4000! So that felt good. Speaking of things that feel good - where the hell is my hitachi?
FWIW, this is just a phishing attempt. I have seen this exact letter hundreds of times (I work in an IT department). In future, just ignore it. Cool story though.
Oh the ignominy.
However, a word of warning to those who think it is a good idea to masturbate on a webcam with a webcam model ... this shit does really happen. Better to masturbate with someone in person!
Steven Humphrey, as ever your response is brilliant and hilarious. (BTW - After reading your columns for the last 8 decades - since grunge was strangling Seattle! - I finally saw you in person at Hump here in Portland and you were the cutest thing ever!). Just wanted to share that I too received an email like this a few months ago (though my hacker wanted $7000 bitcoins - greedy!) and as a sex-positive artist, I wrote back and said "Thanks for doing my marketing for me!" But then I kind of got pissed, and decided take it further. I arranged for a Masturbate-a-thon to raise money for Planned Parenthood. We held it Oct. 2nd at The Sanctuary Club here in Portland, and while we didn't quite raise $7k, we did raise $4000! So that felt good. Speaking of things that feel good - where the hell is my hitachi?
L.O.T.W.!!^^
FWIW, this is just a phishing attempt. I have seen this exact letter hundreds of times (I work in an IT department). In future, just ignore it. Cool story though.
I...think they got that, Mom's Son.
Oh the ignominy.
However, a word of warning to those who think it is a good idea to masturbate on a webcam with a webcam model ... this shit does really happen. Better to masturbate with someone in person!
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious association with:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_Up_and_Dance_(Black_Mirror)
Wait, what happens after 5 weeks?