Comedy Oct 11, 2017 at 4:00 am

What’s She Mad About Now?

You Can Pull My Phone from My Cold, Dead Hands

Courtenay Hameister
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I love this.
David Minné on October 16, 2017 at 8:37 AM Report this
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Don't forget your "barely legal" right to kill and injure people with your car- especially people who don't go to the trouble of traveling inside a motor vehicle every where they go.
one.lovely.man on October 17, 2017 at 10:10 AM Report this

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