Portland Mercury, just no. This is really really dumb and completely unprofessional. Who signed off on this?

Oh Beautiful Prose!
Problem is, everything is true, except that Melanoma can't be too cool about this, even though she knew Trump was a philanderer, a bully, and an absolute douchebag before she prostituted herself to him.
Things must be really tough in Slovenia if she doesn't want to leave the dick and return there immediately if not sooner.
Actually, I feel the sorriest for the little boy; he's got no chance in that family.
Talk about "SAD!!!

"too soon" bigby? I think it is fair game after a decade.