Call me a party-pooper, but I'm fairly confident that zero members of the Revolutionary Way Veteran's Association are actually veterans of the Revolutionary War. I call bullshit on the whole thing.
If he goes to the naked dance party the post will be something like this:

"I went to the naked dance party and the folks there were a little weird but on the whole it was fine and, you know, there were naked people but that was totally fine after a few minutes whatever. Kinda awkward maybe but meh."

No, make him hang out with the gun dudes. That sounds actually unusual.
Came here to say what Joe said. Don't fall for the siren song of the naked dance. It'll be the foot fetish party all over again.

The gun dudes are guaranteed to make him uncomfortable and be super confrontational, as opposed to the come-as-you-are openness of the nudies.
Gun dudes, gun dudes, gun dudes!!!
GUYS! The nudity is optional and fluid at the Naked Bliss Dance... which means Ned can legally cheat his way out of showing his balls to a bunch of people.

Don't be fooled by the naked dance backlash, people! If you've never shot guns and you get to shoot guns, you'll realize why people like to shoot guns. It's pretty fun.

I don't care if Ned doesn't have to show a single chest hair, just being around that rampant, very unfortunate nudity-and forget the optional part, a majority there will be nude-will be awful. Participating will be torture. Vote NAKED BLISS DANCE.
Improv. Improv. Improv. Improv.
If you put all three of these events under the same roof, your Ned friend might as well be at the casting call for Duck Dynasty.
Why are we limiting ourselves to only one event for Neds WORST NIGHT EVER?

I propose he do all three.

Now, THAT'S a Worst Night Ever!
An evening with the 2nd amendment freaks, please.
I vote gun class, the other two seem like they'd easily make for a boring review & read.
Improv open court all the way!!!

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